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It’s Time We All Recognized Whataburger Is Better Than In-N-Out And Shake Shack

It's just deliciously true.

It's time for everyone to accept that Whataburger is not only better than In-N-Out and Shake Shack, but it's also the best burger joint in existence.

Please take a moment to behold this freshly prepared and perfect burger goodness.

In-N-Out, while also freshly made to order, doesn't offer even half the variety of burger options that Whataburger does.

And the lines are nearly ALWAYS massive, and the smell (while delicious) lingers in your car for weeks.

It also takes a zillion years for you to get your Shake Shack burger after you order — and honestly nothing is worth that wait.

Plus, as tasty as it is, it's hard to find one nearby if you're in the South because there aren't as many locations as Whataburger.

At Whataburger, you can order the Thick and Hearty, which places your delectable burger in between two soft pieces of Texas toast.

Don't even get me started on the mouthwatering Whatachick'n strips meal.

And let's not forget about the fries, which are fried golden pieces of perfection and NOT slathered in any sort of congealed secret mixture.

You can also forget about normal ketchup. At Whataburger, you'll find the condiment above all other condiments: Fancy ketchup.


Plus, you'll only find the infamous and exceptionally delicious Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit on Whataburger's breakfast menu.


Also, you don't have to wait around in a mob of people at Whataburger. They'll give you a handy number and bring your food to you like you are the goddamn queen of England.

AND DID WE MENTION THEY ARE OPEN 24 HOURS? You can get whatever burger your heart desires at 3 in the morning if you truly want to.

Sorry, In-N-Out and Shake Shack. Not even your fresh burgers can live up to the legendary empire that is Whataburger.