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Sis, it don't add up.

Shyla Watson • 12 hours ago

"Date: What do you do? Me: [holds up menu] you just choose a meal from this book of food."

「いくらでも印象は作れる! 情報操作はできる!!という好例」などと拡散していた。

Through a spokesperson, the Twitter and Square CEO said he was unaware multiple government agencies were reportedly involved in organizing the flight.

One hell of a throwback.

It was a very, very good week.

We stan a comic genius.

In the midst of all the recent Twitter drama, parody accounts are being taken as bible.

Thank u, next tweet.

Can't believe that Twitter is free.

*Baby screaming* Me: CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC?

Out of 25 female nominees for both TV and movies, only two are women of colour.

Onward will be released in 2020.

We've gained some legends this year.

"I put floaties on my feet and jumped into the pool, thinking I'd walk on water."

It’s hard to imagine how these hearings will result in anything more substantial than a few less-than-viral soundbites.

Driving for 8 hours and still being in the same state.

"The twelve days of Christmas is completely unrealistic there is no way that you’re still accepting gifts from someone after four days of birds."

I'm not gonna lie...I want y'all to take me with you when you start hearing some of these conversations because, HONEY.

This reunion paid off!

"Am I ever embarrassed about anything that I do? No."

„Niemand bricht wegen ner Zahnpastatube mit der Familie, da ist IMMER mehr vorgefallen, als ihr euch auch nur vorstellen könnt.“

"I Ghosted My Therapist After Crying In Her Office: A Memoir"

"Bis mein Kind vier war, habe ich es gehasst, Mutter zu sein. Jeden. Einzelnen. Tag."

"Sorry to the boys who had to suffer reading this tweet." Lol ok.

These cats are festive as can be!

Someone called it "The Scammys" so I think it's clear people aren't very happy.

LOOK AT HER MIND!!!!!!!!!

Syd Robinson • 39 minutes ago

"Dress to impress."

"The term 'resting bitch face' is misleading, because a bitch never rests."

Kat Angus • 7 hours ago

"Neo takes the blue pill..."

Those are some expensive hands.

Rafael Decomas told police he had no real intent to harm anyone.

It is the most epic fight you will ever see.

"This is very representative of what we expect from men and women at the top of their game."

"If you're so insecure, DON'T AUCTION OFF A DATE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!"

"This isn’t a red herring, it’s a sign society is going to the dogs. Thanks for tackling the elephant in the room."

Quiz

"In 5, 4, 3, 2..."

A picture of what some people thought was Scott and a bikini-clad woman who is definitely not Kylie Jenner appeared on Instagram, but everything might not be what it seems.

"Carol Danvers can spit on me thanks."

"My 4-year-old talks a lot of smack for someone wearing Crocs on the wrong feet."

*Organises future around doing as little maths as possible*

The Vice President’s Office decided to take down the picture so as not to spread the baseless conspiracy, an official told BuzzFeed News.

“These can be employed in any negotiation, not just transactions related to jars of spit.”

"My debit card is more like a gift card..."

"I need more friends to understand that I still want to be invited but I'm not going."

"If you aren’t someone the church would’ve killed 400 years ago, are you even living?"

You've probably seen BitLife and Zepeto all over your feeds. Here's why people are obsessed with them.

„Es geht doch nichts über traditionelle Handarbeit.“ Der Hashtag #SexOderWeihnachtsmarkt ist definitiv der lustigste Hashtag des Tages.

#shoeandscrew.

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