"Chasing after a ping pong ball is dehumanizing."
"Told a guy I had body dysmorphia and he said, 'I love sci-fi.'”
*Sensing the people on the sinking Titanic are upset* I'm an empath.
“It's still seen as something that's a big deal when we just want a new pair of leggings.”
The Reactions To "And Just Like That..." Are Only Getting Funnier, So Here Are 56 Of The Best Ones So Far
"Stop trying to make 'Rambo' happen."
People Are Sharing Who They Think Should Host The 2022 Oscars, And TBH, They Might Be Onto Something
What do we have to do to get someone from Sucession to host?
People Are Sharing Their Favorite Pop Culture Memories, And I'm Not Even Slightly Upset That These Will Be Embedded In My Brain For The Rest Of My Life
Do you remember where you were when all of these jaw-dropping events happened?
"Do you mean to tell me that if I don’t go big, I may get to go home?"
I had to see these, so now you do too.
"Any voice note over 60 seconds, you are now holding me hostage."
Ma is kinda worthy of lifting Thor's hammer...
Not the sugar daddy texts...
Greene is the first member of Congress to have her personal political account banned from Twitter.
Wheel of Misfortune, for this woman.
Twenty something reactions to the show.
19 Reactions To Willem Dafoe's Incredible Performance As Green Goblin In "Spider-Man: No Way Home," Because He Seriously Did Not Need To Go That Hard
Petition to give Willem Dafoe a Green Goblin series on Disney+.
"Y'all after drinking cold brew and vaping for breakfast: I have IBS."
"Dating app for Indian chefs : Hing"
See ya never, 2021!
"Covid really said, 'Hi, just circling back.'"
"Jack Harlow looks like he just got his braces off. I don't know how to explain it."
"Please congratulate me on my new position! It is the fetal position, I will be in it for a while."
"I refuse to be controlled by a calendar. Merry Christmas everyone."
"Little" has a big fanbase.
"I think Pete Davidson just texts back real quick."
Not the thicc snowman...
The squirrel squaring up...
A TikToker Went Viral For Explaining "Pandemic Brain" — And These Scientists Say It's A Real Phenomenon
"Truth be told we don't really know what's causing this."
Olivia was right...it is brutal out here😭.
"Every day I get down on my knees and thank God that Glee ended before 'WAP' came out."
People Are Sharing Pictures Of When America Was A "Proper Country," And Man, It's Got Me Longing For The Good Old Days
Back when life was just so, so simple.
These 14 "You Want Me To" Tweets Are Honestly So Funny And Clever, They Need To Be Shared With The World
BRB, retweeting all of these.
I'll never get over that ship being stuck in the Suez Canal.
"Sex And The City" Fans Are Sharing Their Mixed Reactions To "And Just Like That," And Honestly, Their Feelings Are 100% Valid
"I'm not saying that Lily has ruined Carrie’s life twice now, but she's ruined Carrie’s life."
These 19 Memes Won 2021 Twitter, And I Just Want To Thank Them For Enhancing My Twitter Obsession Even Further
Twitter is truly the eighth wonder of the world.
"The African American urge to save a plastic bag."
"Just because I'm evil, doesn't mean I don't cry." —A Capricorn
Because we all knew we weren't going to call it Omicron, really.
Not the Steve Harvey pics...
Which one has the astigmatism?
"Gen X'ers are worse than boomers now."
"People on The Bachelor are like 'I am going to marry Brendan M.'"
"I coulda went pro if PE was recorded."
The Elton John tweet, LMAO.
"Millennials are the worst modern generation."
Seth Rogen Is Facing Backlash After "Downplaying" YouTuber Casey Neistat's Experience With Car Theft
"It's called living in a big city."
"Normalize leaving after the first red flag. I won’t do it, but you guys should."
People On Twitter Are Sharing How Much They Pay To Talk To Their Relatives In Prison, And It Proves How Flawed The System Is
Yet another reminder of how awful incarceration is in the US.
The Jigsaw pic, LMAO.
"I don’t like that we sell baguettes naked like that."
I am never going to emotionally recover from reading this.
Adele Finally Dropped Her New Album "30" And As Expected, Fans All Over The World Are Deeeeep In Their Feelings
"Adele's songs from 30 have you missing somebody you've never even met."
"Trauma dumping is never okay, unless you are emailing a teacher, then go ahead."
Paul Gosar’s team, who made the violent meme, just earned him an official condemnation from the House of Representatives.
"Gen Z needs to stop romanticizing everything."
21 Historical Facts That Will Legitimately Leave You Reeling And Have You Wondering If Time Is Actually Meaningless
Betty White was born before Anne Frank and Martin Luther King, Jr.
"I think my favorite part of my life is when I get a package."
The Big Bird tweet, LMAO.
"*Baby boomer voice*: Kids today are too soft."
The online dating scene seems to be, uh, an experience.
It's spooky AND delicious!
Another day, another Amazon controversy.
“A threesome is actually a great place to start with open relationships because both primary partners are involved and you can kind of see how the dynamic works.”
We're all just living in a simulation.
Prince Harry Acknowledged That Using The Term "Megxit" To Describe Him And Meghan Markle Withdrawing From Royal Duties Is Sexist
The Duke of Sussex also addressed new research that shows a small group of Twitter users are behind most online hate involving Meghan.
The harder you watch, the harder you love the movie.
"We've been together for 11 years. But, you know, I wanted to be respectful of his privacy as well."
“I don’t need Thor or Bucky Barnes in every Marvel movie, because then it’s not a cinematic universe. It’s just us following these white boys around.”
21 People Shared The Exact Moment They Learned About Racism, And Their Stories Prove It's Never Too Early To Teach Kids About Race
"I was 5 when they put me, my family, and 120,000 others, two-thirds of whom were American citizens, into internment camps."
"Not wearing glasses anymore. I've seen enough. <3"
"I like my music at a volume where I can't hear you."
This Woman Went Viral For Sharing The Sexist Reason She Was Denied A Hysterectomy, And It's Opening Up A Larger Conversation About Women's Health
Women aren't just baby-making machines, FYI.
You Might Have Seen That Viral TikTok Of A Model Being Told To Lose Weight — Here’s The Behind-The-Scenes Story
“They say…her torso is ‘too thick’ and they want her bones to be protruding in the photos.”
Eternals seems to be hitting with MCU fans.
This Is Why I Won't Eat Microwave Popcorn Anymore, Plus Several Other Things I Learned From Medical TikTok
"She did say that maybe the idea started from a good place and then escalated in a bad way."
You're one in a melon!
"Paul Rudd is in it and that's the extent of my caring about it — because I love me some Paul Rudd."
“There's a thing called performative sex versus pleasure-based sex.”
There’s A Super Organized Campaign Of Hate Against Meghan Markle On Twitter — And No One Can Figure Out Exactly Why
“One of the most bizarre things about this story is that this campaign doesn't seem to have a motive — there's no goal they're trying to achieve, other than being incredibly mean and harmful.”
"How you DUNE?" (Wendy Williams' voice.)
"I was kind of shocked to hear this because our friend group is very vocal and critical of hetero- and cisnormativity, and we talk a lot about ways we can break free from reinforcing those systems."
Screaming, crying, throwing up.
"All I can think about is Timothée Chalamet as Paul Atreides in Dune."
Oscar Isaac's beard has entered the chat.
“It’s interesting what they decide is lowbrow.”
Facebook Is Changing Its Name To Meta, And People Have Some Strong — And Hilarious — Feelings About It
"This all happened because Mark Zuckerberg never meta girl until college."
"His prescription for unlearning the tics includes cognitive behavioral therapy and taking a break from TikTok for several weeks."
“The things that made Facebook what it is have been compounded into ‘Facebook is this place for toxic boomers and therefore younger people don't want anything to do with it.’”
A concentrated set of users drive 70% of the hate content targeting the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, a new analysis found.
“Sometimes these murderers actually murder their loved ones, their fiancés, their wives, and people are still like, ‘Hey, let me be your next victim.’”