I Laughed So Hard At These 24 Hilarious Tweets By Women That My Butt LITERALLY Fell Off (Seriously, Both Cheeks Are Gone!!!)
"The problem with modern rom-coms is everyone is too clever and quippy. Let me watch two bumbling morons struggle through a low-stakes conversation, PLEASE." —@caitiedelaney
It looks like the dating rumors about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are true, which means I suddenly care about football for the first time in my three-plus decades on this planet.
Can’t wait to hear the album Taylor writes after finally dating someone hot. Gonna be straight bangers.— kelsey mckinney (@mckinneykelsey) September 24, 2023
Make sure you follow all these hilarious ladies on Twitter!
Another day, another round of men asking, "Why are women attracted to this mildly unconventional looking dude?" Honey, every woman you know has a crush on the cartoon fox version of Robin Hood, and this is what baffles you?— Kayleigh Donaldson (@Ceilidhann) September 25, 2023
my therapist had me a do a lil exercise and we had to create a scale of 0 to 100 and she needed me to give an example of what 0 would be in terms of feeling no discomfort/anxiety and i said “after doing a whippet” and then she wrote for what seemed like longer than those 4 words— lana del slay (@lanadelslayee) September 21, 2023
Someone stole my identity yesterday and opened a bunch of accounts in my name, including a sports betting account where he won like hundreds of dollars. today I closed the account and collected all of that money. Getting your identity stolen rules!!!— Laura Peek (@laurapeek_) September 21, 2023
STOP! NARCING! I brought a watering can to dinner tonight because a friend had given it to me earlier. as I was leaving the restaurant, a woman told a waiter “she’s stealing your watering can!” and then I had to be like “this is actually mine” which is embarrassing for no reason!— not even sure what i’m doing here (@sablaah) September 21, 2023
The first year husband & I were married he YELLED out in the middle of the night. I startled awake and asked what was wrong and he said, “I had a dream that you rolled over and your face was actually a demon face.”— emily (@emilykmay) September 19, 2023
And then he went back to sleep.
Reader, I did not.
How is it that everybody from my hometown is married with kids but nobody from my college is married with kids. This math doesn’t add up to me. Bc the people from my hometown also went to college. So explain how this is happening— michaela okland (@MichaelaOkla) September 20, 2023