Someone Call A Doctor Because I'm In Stitches After Laughing At These 17 Ridiculous Tweets From The Week

    "Why does the kicker in football wear pads and helmets? All he does is kick the ball. It's a foul for the other team to touch him. The kicker should be wearing some kind of beautiful ice skater outfit that shows the team's personality." —@meanunclejack

    Alana Valko
    by Alana Valko

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Welcome back to another week in paradise — January!!! The first month of the year!!! Cold, frigid January!!! Where dreams are made and eventually go to die (such as my GoodReads goal from last year). Anyhoo, I like to think that this January is a little different because the jokes are off to a great start and last week was noooo exception. So, let's get into all the best tweets from last week:

    1.

    see how wonky the writing is😭😭😭😭😭they were CREASINGGGG in that kitchen https://t.co/PHDHdH4Nyi

    — 𝒴 (@ysmammri) January 19, 2024
    Twitter: @ysmammri

    2.

    "incorrect username or password"

    BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/q9qWtSqT3H

    — Jenni (@hashjenni) January 18, 2024
    Blumhouse Productions / Via Twitter: @hashjenni

    3.

    I (very passively) commented on how I liked the spoons at Benihanas to my mom and later she sends me this pic.twitter.com/w8gpMzhDug

    — erin🦋 (@erinmhk) January 19, 2024
    Twitter: @erinmhk

    4.

    And a shake !? Baby You probably had to use Klarna https://t.co/ojsFOKyaqW

    — Shar♥️ (@Gidaxo) January 19, 2024
    Twitter: @Gidaxo

    5.

    alright bro pic.twitter.com/BF0FhgEm9M

    — sumo* (@camkrda) January 15, 2024
    Twitter: @camkrda

    6.

    I go to Walmart everyday and put me some eggs in my pocket 🙏🏽💪🏽 pic.twitter.com/nUBxPoJuWc

    — 𝟚ꫝⅈᧁꫝ𝟚ᥴ𝕣ꪗ 🌶️ (@xo_dreamyy) January 18, 2024
    Twitter: @xo_dreamyy

    7.

    perfect location for a chili’s https://t.co/lkWFui3RX7 pic.twitter.com/U96S0mOVkU

    — stoolie memes (@StoolieMemes) January 18, 2024
    Twitter: @StoolieMemes

    8.

    jacob elordi is like. timothee chalamet with more water and nutrients

    — Grovy🥭 (@grovymango) January 19, 2024
    Twitter: @grovymango

    9.

    note on the fridge that says, cake up here so fluffy does not sit on, but the cat is sitting on it
    @TweetsOfCats / Via Twitter: @TweetsOfCats

    10.

    “They know me here” pic.twitter.com/nEy8ojMJCn

    — Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) January 21, 2024
    Twitter: @pattymo

    11.

    why does the kicker in football wear pads and helmets? all he does is kick the ball. it's a foul for the other team to touch him. the kicker should be wearing some kind of beautiful ice skater outfit that shows the team's personality

    — comeback jack (@meanunclejack) January 21, 2024
    Twitter: @meanunclejack

    12.

    my friend from hs was there and got pics on her ds https://t.co/TjtuXxX9dw pic.twitter.com/1J08kjkBNy

    — ✮ (@FATHERLUXX) January 22, 2024
    Twitter: @FATHERLUXX

    13.

    no one:

    cartoon network moms: pic.twitter.com/2giLNRfbRX

    — Jameel (@Jameelxo) January 20, 2024
    Twitter: @Jameelxo

    14.

    @kirawontmiss / Via Twitter: @kirawontmiss

    15.

    i wouldve said “your*” and ruined the whole vibe https://t.co/lThjUmTb9J

    — 𝒴 (@ysmammri) January 22, 2024
    Twitter: @ysmammri

    16.

    yes and tried everything in my power to open it https://t.co/j9TrfBMxp3

    — brax (@bigb2youu) January 22, 2024
    Twitter: @bigb2youu

    17.

    This is what releasing your inhibitions looks like https://t.co/yrk9ThzYSU

    — brooklyn babyy (@thee_SACK) January 21, 2024
    Twitter: @thee_SACK

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