Sit Back And Relax Because I've Got 25 Of The Funniest Tweets From Last Week, Served Up *Just* For You
"Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn." —@ash1durr
Hello, hello! If you're in need of a mid-week pick-me-up, I gotchu. Please enjoy these 28 funny tweets cooked up on Twitter last week juuust for your viewing pleasure:
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imagine for a second that you, your daddy, your granddaddy, etc have been doing the same damn thing every day for 245 million years and then one morning someone sticks you in a mri machine. humiliating pic.twitter.com/penR3bJv1n
— lauren (@Very__Regular) January 9, 2024
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"extra-large" ok mr fat butt https://t.co/5VGuDBlhmZ
— thee progenitor (@himbodia) January 9, 2024
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When I fuck up the poached egg pic.twitter.com/AQBG6qqG8O
— Ruby Miles (@mubyriles) January 9, 2024
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me with my one bra that fits me https://t.co/Dgsmh0KqBt
— kida (@kidasnow) January 9, 2024
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I know my cousin did not put this over the bed like a hamster bottle pic.twitter.com/1qLce8w5wI
— Jhonny (@JhonnyWhite69) January 10, 2024
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years ago this would've got u on ellen https://t.co/YKcEGrQY2D
— ronan (@rxnanbell) January 9, 2024
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It was the best of times (dipping bread into soup) it was the worst of times (finishing the bread and then being stuck with just soup)
— Sophie Hall (@SophLouiseHall) January 10, 2024
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Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.
— Mac. (@ash1durr) January 10, 2024
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after you eat the food, it don’t even taste that good, you $35-40 poorer, and you just be disgusted with yourself https://t.co/F8CVHwa2Ay
— D. ❤️🔥 (@MissSneed) January 11, 2024
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thread of stock images of white people and the white people phrases i think they would say because i'm bored
— zak 🍉 (@zak24__) January 10, 2024
"you're on thin ice buddy" pic.twitter.com/Iii8ECKezh
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Bro sat inside an Urban Outfitters with Shazam going https://t.co/NXMHkgOfQ7
— Malik EL.⁉️ (@maliktheoracle) January 10, 2024
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DONT GO TO THE DMV WITH ONLY ONE PROOF OF IDENTIFICATION pic.twitter.com/8W9eiTL5t6
— Brock (@brockomole) January 12, 2024
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Oh I have a fucking hunch https://t.co/8DL0jJmMtM
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) January 13, 2024
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I received three job rejections today and it's just like... am I not my grandma's special boy to these people
— not using my name anymore bc it’s cooler that way (@yeahnahaye_) January 12, 2024
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Ok but why did we all have to do this to impress George W Bush? Like why did he care? pic.twitter.com/nTiNAAJKjq
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) January 13, 2024
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Ariana https://t.co/qGdhJ4b72r
— ⋆ Tỏast ⋆ (@th3mb0fication) January 13, 2024
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i do this but instead of olive oil and salt i put chocolate syrup and sprinkles 😁 https://t.co/pGBATDJ8AU
— spongeboob (@the_dyke_agenda) January 14, 2024
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tried to take an outfit pic, but someone had other plans.. pic.twitter.com/E6dwK00n5w
— bella (@earlygirl__) January 14, 2024
19.
Who the fuck is Nicole Johnson pic.twitter.com/adxHrztwvn
— iced pee 🇵🇸 (@stupidtrashboy) January 15, 2024
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i bet this feels so good for the boxes pic.twitter.com/NNFNtLhozl
— yolk (@h0mmelette) January 16, 2024
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the lambs: https://t.co/luP4c1sSOm
— bella :D (@belalugosisd3ad) January 15, 2024
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Me surviving the takeover of AI because I always put please at the end of my requests on CHATGPT pic.twitter.com/eUoKl4SGfx
— Welcome to Act III (@BessieInTessie) January 10, 2024
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Trying to find nicer ways to tell people I think they’re overthinking something pic.twitter.com/rZqnKX084Z
— maddie, hot dog enthusiast (@damnitmadeline) January 10, 2024
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omg boygenius i love u pic.twitter.com/kbLB5tZ9D4
— sandra oh emmy campaign manager (@captnmarvl) January 10, 2024
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