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    These 26 Hysterical Jokes By Parents Made Me Cringe, Cry, And Cackle

    "Heard a woman in Target ask her kid ‘is that a smart choice to make with your money?’ and now I wish she would follow me around the store, too." —@oneawkwardmom

    Welcome to parenting, where even success feels like failure — but it's still worth celebrating because you survived another week! Pat yourselves on the back.

    Twitter: @clhubes

    Make sure you follow all these hilarious parents on Twitter!

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    Twitter: @oneawkwardmom

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    Twitter: @Dad_At_Law

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    Twitter: @niccoyat

    4.

    Twitter: @missmulrooney

    5.

    Twitter: @dadmann_walking

    6.

    Twitter: @ambernoelle

    7.

    Twitter: @IHideFromMyKids

    8.

    Twitter: @RYGdance

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    Twitter: @itssherifield

    10.

    Twitter: @ElyKreimendahl

    11.

    Twitter: @pro_worrier_

    12.

    Twitter: @sewistwrites

    13.

    Twitter: @reallifemommy3

    14.

    Twitter: @kidversations_

    15.

    Twitter: @kindminds_

    16.

    Twitter: @itssherifield

    17.

    Twitter: @dadpickupline

    18.

    Twitter: @oneawkwardmom

    19.

    Twitter: @RodLacroix

    20.

    Twitter: @maryfairybobrry

    21.

    Twitter: @clhubes

    22.

    Twitter: @itssherifield

    23.

    Twitter: @HenpeckedHal

    24.

    Twitter: @milifeasdad

    25.

    Twitter: @IHideFromMyKids

    26.

    Twitter: @reallifemommy3

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