Posted on Nov 16, 2023

Travis Kelce's Hilariously Unproblematic Old Tweets As Zodiac Signs, From "NAP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Taurus) To "Just Call Me Dream Boi!!! Haha Lmao" (Pisces)

"How can you hold on to the right things, if you can't let go of the wrong things..." —@tkelce (classic Libra♎)

by Alice Lahoda

BuzzFeed Staff

i just gave a squirrel a piece of bread and it straight smashed all of it i had no idea they ate bread like that haha #crazy

text over his photo holding a trophy and cupping his ear to hear people reading Aries

driving reckless on the road to riches

this red sox vs yankees game, gotta love the rivalry

him in fur coat at a party with the text over reading taurus

nap time with a bunch of exclamation points

ahhh food

him walking out to a talk show holding a drink and giving the peace with text over reading gemini

him sitting down for an interview with the text cancer

i need some ice or a mobil air conditioner its too hot out here

the capacity to live in the past by memory can also emancipate the individual from the tyranny of the present

him throwing his hands up in front of a crowd with the text leo

if i can't be broke and happy i'll just have to be mad and rich

there's a difference between good and great and it's cuz the good doesn't last

virgo written over a photo of him in sunglasses and a backwards hat

getting a lot done! school sucks but sometimes it's not what you want to do but what you have to do

bout to go goat-cart racing haha hope i fit in the cart

libra written over a photo of him in a polka dot shirt grinning

how can you hold on to the right things if you can't let go of the wrong things

i hate it when people talk to kids like their idiots you don't have to pronounce words longer or slower they will understand either way

scorpio written over a photo of him at night wearing sunglasses and jacket

i think it's tight when a storm makes the sky light up does that make me evil

if you own a computer why dont' you know to type with two hands i hate seeing people typing with one finger

sagittarius written over a photo of him and taylor holding hands outside

oohh yeahhh...

life might not be the party we dream for.. but while we're here we might as well dance

capricorn written over a photo of him hosting SNL wearing a suit

it's all how you attack the day if you wake up with the mentality to just get by then you'll just get passed by real shit

you know what they say about when ya palm itch.. i'm gone get money money i'm gone get!

aquarius written over a photo of him in sunglasses at night wearing a colorful jacket

this teacher ain't talkingn about #shyt

i've grown up i finally understand that change can be good you just can't fight the change, gotta embrace it

pisces written over a photo of him smiling in a star-printed shirt wearing large seeing glasses

just call me dream boi! haha lmao

perfection is when the finality of a process meets the expectations you haven't dreamt of.. and i've never had a dream come true

either you got it or you don't

Share This Article