These 29 Funny Tweets From The Week Will Keep Me Entertained Until Thanksgiving

It's giving season. It's giving...season.

G'day and happy mid-November! We're just about a week away from Thanksgiving, and I don't know about you, but holiday decorations are cropping up EVERYWHERE by me. I'm just about ready to chop a pine tree down and make my house verrry festive.

Anyhoo, I don't want to get too ahead of myself with excitement, so in the meantime, here are some of the best tweets from the last week to bide us some time:

1.

had a dream that i tweeted “i just love salmon so much” and someone quote tweeted it “bears in the summer be like”

— latke (@latkedelrey) November 8, 2023

Twitter: @latkedelrey

2.

this is who my prozac is constantly fighting against? bffr https://t.co/LatA6oCsI3

— J (@Jimbo00o) November 9, 2023

Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures/Pixar / Via youtube.com

3.

My mom’s friends have this cow thats super dangerous because it was some girl’s FFA project county fair entry and she taught it to jump up on you excitedly and to try to play like a big dog and it crushes people

— 🔎Al🔍 (@SweatieAngle) November 9, 2023

Twitter: @SweatieAngle

4.

I mean I’d be tired too. Building a damn house every week while my coworker makes a chore wheel. https://t.co/B6m9G9JApY

— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) November 14, 2023

Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images / Via Twitter: @ihatejoelkim

5.

girl this over some ice…. https://t.co/IOqBypbImU

— the girl in the picture (@ivanalysette) November 8, 2023

Twitter: @ivanalysette

6.

I’m driving around turning tv’s off🤧😭🤣 pic.twitter.com/xEw1YvQCqf

— T Key (@b3damfndonn) November 7, 2023

Twitter: @b3damfndonn

7.

My father in law’s mouse pic.twitter.com/hwTkIZhfap

— New town every hour (@TownsUsa) November 9, 2023

Twitter: @TownsUsa

8.

@MediumSizeMeech / Via Twitter: @MediumSizeMeech

9.

going to my friends to get ready https://t.co/gUXJkNXtXd

— 🇵🇸 (@venusian_doll) November 13, 2023

Twitter: @venusian_doll

10.

Phillip cheese steak pic.twitter.com/k8hf6VKA9w

— me (@boltsfood) November 9, 2023

Twitter: @boltsfood

11.

the sandwiches on that lilo and stitch game https://t.co/V8YtekQVZ2

— ana•stasia 🍉 (@ohmystass) November 11, 2023

Twitter: @ohmystass

12.

When I hooked up with the drummer of MGMT his skinny jeans were so tight he couldn't get them off. Lol

— Marisa Baldassaro (@Nerdspringbreak) November 13, 2023

Twitter: @Nerdspringbreak

13.

looks like yacht's back on the menu boys https://t.co/H9YLiwPQ27

— whalefact (@awhalefact) November 8, 2023

Brian Gisborne/AP / Via Twitter: @awhalefact

14.

Pop Crave could break Watergate but Woodward and Bernstein could never tell you that Bebe Rexha stuns in newly shared photos. https://t.co/E5GzFpI0Kt

— Peter Twinklage (@PeterTwinklage) November 13, 2023

HUM Images/Universal Images Group via Getty Images / Via Twitter: @PeterTwinklage

15.

RIP cowboy holding a stick of dynamite pic.twitter.com/v3AqPdMboQ

— Jamison Webb (@jamisonwebb) November 13, 2023

Twitter: @jamisonwebb

16.

Screen time down 14% last week pic.twitter.com/79tIQ5YmF0

— Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) November 12, 2023

The Gilded Age / HBO / Via Twitter: @rosedommu

17.

NO ONE TOLD ME THE CURTAINS AREN’T SOUNDPROOF?!

— tasha bryenton (@tashabryenton) November 8, 2023

Twitter: @tashabryenton

18.

@atdanwhite / Via Twitter: @atdanwhite

19.

sorry but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. walking faster than me? also my enemy. now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm yeah I’m thinking enemy

— actually it’s good (@yungchomsky) November 6, 2023

Twitter: @yungchomsky

20.

"23 people have died in this house"

Families in horror movies: pic.twitter.com/RU2erxD2Fy

— Invis🧜‍♀️ (@invis4yo) November 9, 2023

iStockPhoto by Getty Images / Via istockphoto.com

21.

Her: let me see your cut

Me: pic.twitter.com/1sqbnzV1Sn

— toxic king (@777jorgeivan) November 7, 2023

Twitter: @777jorgeivan

22.

i am NOT a cocomelon parent…you gon sit down and watch aljazeera

— mar ✧*･ﾟ (@queeniemarini) November 7, 2023

Twitter: @queeniemarini

23.

me in my room thinking about how to get money without working pic.twitter.com/znLqxv05P0

— 2000s (@PopCulture2000s) November 7, 2023

The CW / Via Twitter: @PopCulture2000s

24.

This remains one of the best pictures of all time. Makes me wanna grab him by his legs and start swinging him around pic.twitter.com/xvy6qWps1M

— Faggot Jackass (@GeebMinister) November 7, 2023

Twitter: @GeebMinister

25.

me as soon as i get anywhere pic.twitter.com/ohuEhXB46j

— 𝕽 (@lowkyric) November 8, 2023

Twitter: @lowkyric

26.

dr WHAT pic.twitter.com/AA5wL3VaWi

— lukas (@knockedlukas) November 8, 2023

Twitter: @knockedlukas

27.

personally i don’t do this https://t.co/m3xDvRX1R1

— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) November 7, 2023

Twitter: @kirawontmiss

28.

do u wanna smoke here pic.twitter.com/ONJXksZhRR

— ̊ (@doxie_gay) November 10, 2023

Twitter: @doxie_gay

29.

everybody just having fun & zendaya dancing like her rent was 600 days past due 😭 https://t.co/4FtL7qQjdJ

— ? (@aliyahInterlude) November 7, 2023

GMA / Via Twitter: @aliyahInterlude

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