Relax, it's all going to plan.
"YOU are Simon Cowell, YOU have the deciding vote. Use it."
The UK voted last week in a snap general election called by the prime minister on 18 April.
Not sure if you should vote with your heart or vote tactically? Tell us who you like and who you don't, and we'll try to help.
We spoke to people in Croydon for their thoughts on the general election, and asked them which way they'll be voting.
People have been using the hashtag #AbbottAppreciation to celebrate the Labour politician's 30-year career after she was temporarily replaced as shadow home secretary.
This is what it was like travelling with the prime minister's motorcade on the final day of campaigning before polls open on Thursday.
In an election that was supposed to be about Brexit, but where the parties have hardly discussed the issue, two Labour candidates tell BuzzFeed News it's been central to their campaigns.
The Conservatives have found a way to push localised anti-Corbyn Facebook adverts into key constituencies without having to worry about breaking local spending limits.
They took to the streets, the beach, a bowling club, and the podium in a final appeal for votes.
The newspaper ran a front page advert for the Conservatives directly below a story about poverty-hit families turning to food banks.
Restaurant bosses are furious at politicians who promised them work permits in exchange for Brexit votes and are now offering them no assurances on immigration.
A strong and stable quiz, for the many, not the few.
"It may seem like a small gesture but it's a step towards getting more youngers engaged in politics and that's a massive deal," one 20-year-old told BuzzFeed News. "One sticker at a time."
By capitalising on Brexit and disillusionment among traditional Labour voters, the Tories think they can take former steeltown seats like North West Durham on Thursday.
"I think I’ll vote Corbyn, which is strange," one previously Conservative voter in Derby North told BuzzFeed News.
Including a Tory MP who doesn't exist, Jeremy Corbyn's head on David Beckham's body, and a fake local newspaper.
However, the Labour leader said he would be "very polite" about it.
How important the exit poll is, why things will look good for Labour until late in the evening, the key seats – and mistakes not to make.
The prime minister has faced difficult questions after appearing to row back on policies she enacted as home secretary.
"All the average British punter wants is to be paid less than £10 an hour and be incinerated in a nuclear holocaust, and good luck to em."
As the election campaign entered its final hours, facing questions about the government's security record, the prime minister promised to introduce tougher measures if she wins on Thursday.
The Tories believe the shadow home secretary is a major turn-off for potential Labour voters – while her supporters say the criticism is little more than racism.
Anti-Corbyn Labour candidates reluctantly admit the party leader has had a good election campaign but are still convinced he will need replacing after the vote – they just don't know if it will be possible.
Theresa May Is So Dependent On Two Key Advisers They Had To Rejoin Government After The Terror Attacks
BuzzFeed News has learned that Nick Timothy and Fiona Hill "temporarily rejoined" the government in the wake of the Manchester and London Bridge attacks. But critics say the PM's reliance on them is damaging her campaign – and her chances of success in government.
"Nobody is ever perfectly behaved are they?" Prime minister Theresa May told ITV shortly before revealing the naughtiest thing she's ever done is run through some wheat fields.
Rivals say Ruth Davidson's party is misleading voters with its use of polls on campaign leaflets.
Greg Knight confirmed to BuzzFeed News that it is in fact a real campaign video: "Some people hate it and some people like it. It's quite a catchy tune... like pop music."
The Labour leader says police must be able to use lethal force if terrorists threaten the safety of British streets.
Most major political parties said national campaigning was being suspended after seven people died in Saturday night's attack – but the vote will go ahead on Thursday.
Here's to the ones who dream, crazy as they may seem.
Exclusive: Polling commissioned by Hope Not Hate shows what young voters want from Brexit, their voting priorities – and who they're planning to back.
This Is What It's Like To Try To Win An Election When Voters Say They Don't Like Your Party's Key Policy
The Lib Dems hoped their anti-Brexit stance could lead to a general election "surge". But BuzzFeed News visited a key marginal, and target seat where the party's candidates saw their pro-EU policies as a hindrance, not an asset.
The Tory manifesto includes a promise to tackle "burning injustice", Labour has pledged to "unlock the talent of BAME people", and the Lib Dems say they "oppose all discrimination" – but how do they measure up on policy?
Tim Farron's party is at only 7% in the polls – but the Conservatives are trying to eat away at that support with paid-for online ads warning of a "coalition of chaos".
Question: "I hear you tell excellent cricket jokes..." / Answer: "Ha ha!"
"I didn’t vote in the last election – it just seemed futile. But I’m just more engaged now. Most of my friends are staying here to vote and I’d say most of them will vote Labour."
It’s hard to track what is happening in the online campaign, but with the help of Who Targets Me, BuzzFeed News has gained unprecedented access to Conservative Facebook adverts – and details of who they’re targeting.
"All we get are cliches and platitudes," Michael Crick of Channel 4 News told the prime minister at a campaign stop.
Can you tell the difference?
A Headteacher Says Her School Will Have To Close Its Kitchen Because Of The Tories' School Lunch Plans
Campaigners say Theresa May's plan to replace free hot meals with breakfasts will cause huge disruption for schools and be bad for pupils, without saving as much money as the Tories' say.
The best longform reporting, feature stories, and personal essays from BuzzFeed UK over the last month.
The prime minister gave the primetime election debate a miss, Jeremy Corbyn turned up, everyone shouted at each other.
"We're less xenophobic than the French," leader David Coburn told BuzzFeed News in an event that descended into farce before it even began.
Jeremy Corbyn Will Take Part In Tonight's Leaders' Debate And He's Challenged Theresa May To Join Him
Corbyn had previously maintained he would not take part in any head-to-head election debate without the presence of the Conservative prime minister.
"A vote for Salma, therefore, is not a vote against Corbyn; it is an endorsement of his policies, Yaqoob says.
"Do you think it's acceptable that a nappy is deemed a suitable substitute for night-time care? A simple yes or no will do."
Including a picture that isn't of Jeremy Corbyn with the IRA, the claim young people as a unit can swing the vote and a whole bunch more dodgy charts.