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Posted on May 9, 2017

27 Strong And Stable Election Tweets Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

Tweets for the many, not the few.

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If you say "strong and stable" three times into a mirror then Theresa May will appear and close your local A&E

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'Shhh I've only had 5 beers.' 'You've had 15.' 'It's closer to 10.'

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he whomsoever that canst draw the motorola from this carriageway shall be kinge of all post brexit englandde

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Just choose a fucking colour.

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"pssst, Mrs May, stand like a human being" "a what" "a human person" "I am" "but" "this is my best standing human p… https://t.co/FU1ySiUpr3

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Theresa May became prime minister through clearing so I can't take her serious 😂

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I'm not convinced the Conservatives thought this poster launch through.

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Following the local election results it appears that the only person that can save Labour is Sam Allardyce.

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"I love these tasty human potato sticks" "Chips, Theresa, they are called..." "STRONG AND STABLE POTATO STICKS"

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"So Charlie got the Chocolate factory, and he found out that they paid NO CORPORATION TAX"

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GROOT: "I am Groot" HODOR: "Hodor!" THERESA MAY: "Strong and stable leadership"

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When Theresa May goes to McDonald's she leaves her table a mess and doesn't bin her rubbish because "that's what the staff are there for"

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It now looks like Labours only chance of winning the general election is if Diane Abbott can count the votes.

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Finally figured out what @theresa_may's campaign slogan reminds me of

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Doctor: Can you point to where it hurts Me: [gestures wildly towards The News]

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Unfortunate jacket/chair merge. "Despicable May..."

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Election time - a good time to dust off the best ever campaign poster ever

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when you go back to work after 4 pints at lunchtime, and you're trying to hold down a conversation with your boss

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Coming soon to ITV2: BURNHAM, a tough northern detective who breaks the rules but always gets results.

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Theresa May looks like the kinda woman when u where younger and your ball went inty her garden she'd get her husband to go oot and burst it

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This is the first time the French version of anything has had a happier ending.

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