“Are you eating? Why you wear that? Do you want something to eat? Why you drive so fast?”
They’re like a miniature version of you.
“Can I pet your titties?” Wait, what?
You can sleep through literally anything.
“What do you mean, ‘Where’s the beef,’ Mom?”
Eurythmy all day erryday.
From “This is somewhat catchy!” to “OMG please make it stop!”
They were born like this.
Get your future wardrobe from the past.
Book and wine pairings? Yes please!
But that’s why we love them.
The epitome of ride or die BFFs!
A Little Fast, A Little Furious.
“Have you ever performed oral sex on Dad?”
Clearly there were no sanctimommies back in the day.
Never before has a plot been so neatly summed up by its title.
Your kid will think you’re a superhero when you’re finished.
Jeremy Trentelman’s cardboard fort for his kids came with windows, trap doors and a green slide. Then the city of Ogden, Utah, gave him 15 days to take it down.
As if you needed another excuse to visit The Bullseye.
Your kids have no idea how cool you are.
No one was asking for beanie genitals. No one.
This ain’t your average cat.
“This makes me feel like, what are we gonna do to fix this?” We could all learn something from these young souls.
Parenting hacks/pranks – same difference really.
“One day I hope to have a wife, and I will help her have a happy life.”
Thankfully he’s okay and clearly ready for his 15 seconds of fame.