Because kids don’t need any more candy.
Turn screen time into reading time.
Throw out the baby name book. The answer is here.
Their class will be rolling in the aisles.
You have the spirit of a Lite Brite in the body of a Furby.
It was the time of neon EVERYTHING.
Please don’t invent the time machine.
Get some snacks and settle in for family movie night.
What blizzard? You’re too busy building this geodesic box fort.
Yes, those frozen peas are sweets. Inspired by this Reddit thread and this one.
Going to the supermarket without your kids feels like a week in Jamaica.
Love letters could always be improved with added butt.
How do such tiny people make so much laundry?
Why? Because they said so.
Because you deserve to be a little lazy with all that you do.
“And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet.”
“To do list: 1) Get a girlfriend. 2) Kiss her. 3) Rule the world.”
Play, learn, eat, repeat.
Find out now so you’re not caught off guard.
They’re like regular baby names, but even cooler.
Because you’d rather not go prematurely gray.
It doesn’t matter if it’s the most pointless argument of all time, they will debate it with passion.
Take the new parents “necessities” poll and find out.