Food Buzz …with smallpox blankets. So begins Thanksgiving Week on Buzzfeed. Cool! Trinkets!
There was another “goat riding a bus” video going around this week, but I like this one way better. He's just one of the kids!*
TV Buzz Pretty sure she had some of whatever the Ewoks were drinking. (I see a Today Show Holiday Reunion Special in our future.)
Christopher Beckett saw his dad bring in “craploads” of money with his own internet marketing site, so he's launching a similar project in which you will help fund the purchase of his new dirtbike. Just send him some of your “information,” and you'll have the ball rolling in no time! KID BIZ!
James Gandolfini celebrated Halloween like any indifferent dad, ripping eyes into a cheap Homer Simpson mask and wearing it for about ten minutes. As long as he didn't see any Paulie Walnuts (thx, Tyler) costumes, this was probably his best Halloween ever.
The Internet's favorite cute kids remixed together into one killer break-beat musical ensemble.
The first thing that you need to know is that the internet is amazing.
Gone are the days of the training wheel thanks to these autocorrecting gyro-stabalized wheels for kids bikes.
This video is, without a doubt, the culmination of our society and culture. It can only go downhill from here.
Somewhere, the delusional, overbearing mother of Sparkal Queenz (!) gleefully watches as her Little Miss writhes on the floor, make-up smeared and shoulder straps tangled, much like any other 3' tall sexpot. Actual kid or trannie midget? Place your bets! (via BWE)
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Video of President Obama's speech to school kids is now available on the internet.
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In a pep talk that kept clear of politics, President Barack Obama on Tuesday challenged the nation's students to take pride and ownership in their education — and stick with it even if they don't like every class or must overcome tough circumstances at home.
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President Obama is addressing a speech to the nation's children this afternoon with hopes of inspiring them to greatness.
Culture Buzz Grizzly old Roger Stephens, 61, went up and slapped a stranger's crying 2-year old four or five times to “shut her up.” Look at that scowl! But geez, Grandpa, you can't just can't do that stuff anymore.
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“All Is Love,” the first song from Karen O's Where The Wild Things Are soundtrack, is streaming on MySpace. It features whistling, kids singing, and a spelling lesson, so: it's pretty great.
Movie Buzz Death scenes in movies don't have to be all sad and weepy. Sometimes they can pretty violent and awesome. Go ahead and add your favorites too.
People are playing a life-size version of Candyland down Lombard Street in San Francisco RIGHT NOW! Lombard Street is the famous twisty road that everyone sees when they visit San Francisco. If you've been there, you probably have a picture of it. Go check.
Whatever happened to to the innocent days, when eight-year-olds examined each other's bodies without the implications of government-sanctioned propaganda? Also, let's never put a surgical mask on a child. It just makes the world sadder.
Culture Buzz Whatever happened to to the innocent days, when eight-year-olds examined each other's bodies without the implications of government-sanctioned conspiracies? Also, let's never put a surgical mask on a child. It just makes the world sadder.
You know a bus is “special” when everyone gets their own f*cking steering wheel. Little girl lost, indeed.