Because there’s nothing like a good period, right?
The theory of my everything.
“Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea.”
Now find out when you’re walking down the aisle.
Ain’t no butt like a corgi butt cause a corgi butt IS SO FLUFFY.
The One With All the Minor Plot Holes.
Model Tess Holliday wants to prove that every body is beautiful.
Loch Ness Monster floating in your soup? I think yes.
And she showed it off while hanging out in Maui with Haim, like ya do.
Does your cat take pleasure in destroying your possessions? Then they definitely hate you.
So you had a big night last night! And now you want to die. But this egg sandwich? This sandwich wants you to LIVE.
Cereal, so hot right now.
“I like my coffee like I like my men.” I don’t drink coffee.
Don’t be a f**king dickhead, ya pissweasel.
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