1. The LIE that was "anti-skip" technology:

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2. Your personal bank account:

3. The world's most helpful road map:

4. Losing flavor in about 7 seconds:

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5. The tools to become a master painter:

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6. WITCH FINGERS:

7. The maddest minute there ever was:

8. Seeing this right before the show starts:

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9. STAMP MARKERS:

10. Rolling around town on these stylin' skates:

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11. Getting addicted to sniffing these:

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12. Staying home sick with Bob:

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13. Brownies from another universe:

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14. "BILL, BILL, BILL!"
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15. The grind:

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16. Choking yourself via necklace:

17. The advice of the wisest man who ever lived:

18. BUTT SCOOTERS:

19. Balancing your bird:

20. Sliding down this at Discovery Zone:

21. Terrifying Gusher commercials:
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22. The best mouse-riding-a-motorcycle-themed book ever:

23. Playing with the lil' ball:

24. Popping one of these orange bad boys in the VCR:

25. See-through everything for absolutely no reason:

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26. Stepping on one of these:

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27. A day more special than your birthday:

28. “Water go down the hole.”

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29. The program that turned you into a master painter:

30. Little gold books:

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31. Knowing shit was about to go down on Disney Channel after this:

32. The tallest cheese structure ever built, the Leaning Tower of Cheeza:

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33. This fish:

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34. These tongue destroyers:

35. The saddest scene in any movie:

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36. Book fair day, the best day at school:

37. This game in dentist offices:

38. The ONLY way to eat cereal that matters:

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39. Your own personal bat-symbol:

40. The only books anyone needs in their collection:

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41. STREET SHARKS:

42. "HEADS DOWN, THUMBS UP!"

43. These plates that made everything taste just a litttttttle better:

44. The only way to carry your Halloween candy in style:

45. This classic:

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46. Pizza Hut cups:

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47. Chowin' down on some sharks:

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48. The only toy that mattered:

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49. Dying of dysentery:

50. And being pretty sure that this was how your life was going to play out:
