Truly, Britain is about throwing bog roll at politicians.
They might be good, they might be bad…but look, we have to talk about them, OK?
Tonight, Britain is in mourning for its fallen idol.
Because it was best when it wasn’t funny at all.
Kennst Du den etwas älteren, bärtigen Ted?
Ils ont tous vieilli avec classe.
Have you met slightly older, bearded Ted?
You are screwing up this language in a disgusting way.
Finally, an explanation for his nonsensical tweets.
The internet has destroyed us.
Its creator is still planning to go to the festival, however.
House West vs House Swift.
Vous ne verrez plus jamais votre cornet de glace à l’italienne comme avant.
We need to talk about what it actually looks like.
Only you can save mankind from this tyranny.
The problem terrorising modern Britain.
Pretending to consider a single, then getting the double you really wanted.
Found all of these pictures of you on the internet.
The show was only announced a few hours before, and hundreds of fans headed straight to Koko in Camden. It was…pretty damn good.
Fail is the driving force of all humanity.