Could you be the Fresh Prince?
“Remember that time Britain got literally the entire subcontinent of Asia hooked on opiates so they could get more tea?”
Can you get through this post without freaking out?
It’s very possible, honest.
No, nobody is messing around with your food.
This is the most important question of our times.
If you’d had Snapchat then, though kids now probably do.
Can you remember all the words to the 1995 Oasis track?
Ed Miliband understands your pain.
Because there’s probably somewhere else you’ve always wanted to live.
When you feel terrible, there will be objects to share your pain.
It starts out with a kiss, but how does it end?
There are different forms of awkward, so which one are you?
In case you’re ever in Ancient Rome and need to buy wine.
Can you make it through this post without cringing? NSFW, because people tattoo stuff everywhere.
Drink to forget the patriarchy. Only the finest filtered male tears will do.
None of this is useful information.
Spellcheck has changed everything.