You might be a figment of someone else’s imagination.
From your new favourite Twitter account, @SimsLogic.
This is why you shouldn’t just copy stuff you see on the internet.
WAKE UP, BRITISH SHEEPLE.
How much do you actually know?
The way to get your life flipped-turned upside down.
Home is where the Wi-Fi is.
We invented English, yet no one understands the language like us.
London inspires many emotions, not all of them good.
Remembralls are so useful.
Using precise and methodological science.
Because the long term is for suckers.
Are you a clean freak, or secretly a bit disgusting?
Yay, important life-altering things are about to happen!
This is completely accurate and scientific.
BRB, just going to lie on the ground and never let go.
The new trend is called TipBombing, and it’s compelling to see.