You probably can’t make it through this post without being very disturbed.
“I can almost always tell if a movie doesn’t use real dinosaurs.”
“Draw me like one of your Islington North backbench rebel turned unexpected Labour party leaders.”
Involves Bird Law. And rum hams.
You’ve been nice to a girl? That’s 100 points towards your sex prize!
Kids are as honest as you wish you could be.
What did we do to deserve dogs?
Why must we be tested in this way?
“I’m a man and I use man things. I’m not a woman. I’m a man.”
Warum passiert das immer wieder?
“Sorry the ice melted in the drink I made for you but I thought you knew how to drink…”
Why does this keep happening?
It might start easy, but it gets pretty tricky.
It was funny, but it was cunning as hell too.
Always seem to be late? It’s probably because you’re an optimist.
Can you get through this post without being oddly weirded out?
Why do so many people tear up those cardboard coasters?
When all you’re craving is a burger, and it just doesn’t come together…
Ice cream is evil and it’s a harbinger of the apocalypse.