The High Voltage Ejector Bed!
“In the end, we are all human and love is what matters.”
“What if she dies? What if I can’t get her out?”
Talk about a brain freeze.
“Dad would 100% want you guys to get married.”
Good luck out there. Just try not to operate any heavy machinery.
Even ants have to deal with traffic sometimes.
But that’s where you eat everyday, isn’t it?
Dancing dads know what’s up.
“Just shake, shake, shake off all that rain off and go right back to dancing like you’re 22.”
“I would say it’s a crotch protector?”
This is why the internet exists.