“A loving family can definitely help.”
“I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.”
“I should be Justin Timberlake!”
“I can’t wait to put my crotch in his face.”
“Maybe set aside time after…”
“When I found him, I was too impressed to be mad.”
“There’s gonna be a lot of nudity, I feel.”
“It took me a whole minute just to get one letter.”
Watch out for toe ticklers!
“Why did God gives us puppies?”
“It’s almost like a woman’s bullet proof vest.”
So many shin injuries. Shinjuries.
He had to collect maple syrup, forage for roots, grow yeast, and milk a goat, but it was all worth it in the end.
A journey from our most primitive ancestor all the way to modern Europeans.
You’re going to want to get out your old Nokia phone after this.