“It performed about as well as an 18-year-old college boy.”
Yes, those wolves were real.
“Are we all supposed to know how to use a Beautyblender from birth?!”
We turned handlebar homicide into lady bonding time.
I call this style “The Aubrey.”
Texting can be the difference between romance and horror. And psychological thriller. And western. I love Westerns.
They’re an excuse to wear pajamas in a social setting.
“I feel like I could date Tyga.”
This Santa deserves an award.
“This is like a really high stakes game of paint-by-numbers.”
It’s the best time of the year.
“This came out of a woman.”
“I feel like I’m on a porn set.”
The poses were bad, but the photoshopping made it even worse.