Nothing can ever be easy during the holidays.
“Can’t” isn’t in your vocabulary.
Sometimes you want to be mean, but not like, too mean.
Sorry in advance. Use the slidey tool to find the scary truth.
Hashtags and filters aren’t everything.
“Hell week isn’t for the weak.”
Some friendships do last a lifetime.
“What do you usually do when I’m gone?” “Wait for you to get back.”
When you have to decipher drunk texts from your friends…
SPOILER: Kip is kinda hot.
Speakerphone is for closed doors.
So much shade in such a small body.
Put on your Time-Turners, and be prepared to be blown away.