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26 Questions "Gossip Girl" Left Unanswered

Dear Dorota's children, WHERE ARE YOU?

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1. How did Chuck still look flawless after doing all the drugs?

*does tons of cocaine, looks better than ever*
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*does tons of cocaine, looks better than ever*

2. Why did the only black characters show up just in time for Black History Month and leave soon after?

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The powerful family shows up right in time for February and are never seen again in May.

3. Where are Dorota's kids during the day? WHO WATCHES THEM?

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WHERE ARE YOU?! YOU CAN'T BE WITH VANYA.

4. Why did everyone suddenly drop out of the colleges they tried so hard to get into?

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Smart.

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5. Speaking of which, how did Nate become the editor-in-chief of a magazine as a 20-year-old college dropout?

Who was your hiring manager?
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Who was your hiring manager?

6. Why was Blair OK with getting pimped out to Chuck's uncle?

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And why would Chuck sell Blair out for a hotel?

7. Why did Chuck's mom actually leave him?

Chuck's parents just had him and literally gave zero fucks.
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Chuck's parents just had him and literally gave zero fucks.

8. Why was everyone so casual when Serena thought she killed a dude?

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Blair: Just get some rest.

K.

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9. I get that they're ~rich and famous~ but how was everyone getting into bars at 16 and hooking up with people over 18?

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THIS IS ILLEGAL ON SO MANY LEVELS.

10. Why was Lily and the whole clan able to forgive William for giving her fake cancer?

Lily: What an act of love just to be with me.
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Lily: What an act of love just to be with me.

11. Did Bart fake his death just so he didn't have to deal with Chuck?

Bart: How can I get out of this whole parenting thing?
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Bart: How can I get out of this whole parenting thing?

12. Who was in the casket at Bart Bass' first funeral?

Was it a wax figure like in Passions?
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Was it a wax figure like in Passions?

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13. How was everyone able to read Inside so damn fast?

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Dan: I wrote this book. Come to my party tonight.

*two hours later*

Every person in Manhattan: OMG WHY AM I IN THIS BOOK?!

14. Why did Vanessa choose to move to Barcelona out of all places?

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She's just bein' 'Nessa.

15. Why in the hell did Juliet get off so easily after ATTEMPTING TO MURDER SERENA?!

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Serena: That's OK you drugged me and left me for dead in a hotel. Your brother's my bae now.

16. Was that three-way with Lizzie McGuire necessary?

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Also, what would animated Lizzie think?

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17. Why IN THE HELL would Dan not personally look at the paternity test?

Dan: Nah, I trust Georgina, the evil bitch of all evil bitches.
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Dan: Nah, I trust Georgina, the evil bitch of all evil bitches.

18. WTF was with all the waffles?

All it did was made every viewer crave a waffle.
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All it did was made every viewer crave a waffle.

19. IN WHAT WORLD was Rufus and Ivy having sex wrapped in a 1980s blanket OK?!

No comment.
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No comment.

20. Why did it look like Jenny started wearing a wig in Season 3?

What happened to you?
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What happened to you?

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21. Why did Blair think changing into peasant clothes would be an effective disguise?

Blair: Put me in tourist clothes. No one will ever know.*two seconds later*Random tourist: OMG YOU'RE BLAIR.
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Blair: Put me in tourist clothes. No one will ever know.

*two seconds later*

Random tourist: OMG YOU'RE BLAIR.

22. Why would Gossip Girl AKA Dan send out a blast implying he was cheating on Vanessa with Serena?

Did he want an easy way out of the relationship?
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Did he want an easy way out of the relationship?

23. If Dan loved Serena, why would he say she had an STD?

Was it a way to just keep her?
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Was it a way to just keep her?

24. Or better yet, why would he leave her for dead in that hotel room?

Dan: LOL she'll find a way out.
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Dan: LOL she'll find a way out.

25. Also, why was everyone OK with Dan being Gossip Girl?

It's not like you ruined everyone's lives for six years.
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It's not like you ruined everyone's lives for six years.

26. Why wasn't Dorota Gossip Girl?

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THE ULTIMATE QUESTION.