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Updated on May 8, 2020. Posted on Mar 2, 2015

18 Women Respond To The First Mean Thing Someone Said About Their Bodies

"Bitch, I'm flawless."

1. "You have something on your face."

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Response: "I was turning into a woman. Deal with it."

2. "You look like you're babysitting your friends."

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "Oh, I'm not (but my boobs appeared early)."

3. "You're the vice president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee."

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "He got bit by a rabid dog the next week. So, karma is a BITCH."

4. "Flat as a stick."

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "My boobs are still small, so I don't have to wear a bra all the time!!!"

5. "Can I touch your Buddha belly?"

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed
Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "I think you meant, 'Can I caress your six-pack abs?'"

6. "You're too short."

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "But I still get away with the kids menu."

7. "Why are your eyes shaped like that?"

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "Don't talk to me."

8. "You have such short eyelashes."

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "WTF, WHO CARES?"

9. "No one likes you because you're an ugly, pimply, man-whore."

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "Bitch, I'm flawless."

10. "Your thighs are FAT."

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "I <3 my thighs...and you're mean!"

11. "You have such a FAT BUTT!"

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "In 2015, you'll wish you did, too."

12. "Time to feed the cow." (They threw fries at me while saying this.)

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "I still love fries so screw you! Plus, being chubby forced me to get a personality so THANKS!!!"

13. "Bag of bones."

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "Dude, I was in FOURTH GRADE." (It was my friend's mom who said it.)

14. "That dress makes you look fat."

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "What? I can't hear you over the bag of chips I'm about to eat. Fuck off!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

15. "What's that thing on your neck? Did you try to kill yourself?"

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "It's a scar from a birthmark, you jerk." (Also, RUDE and really insensitive.)

16. "Fat bitch."

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "FUCK YOU."

17. "Pardon my saying it, but you look like a f*cking elephant."

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "Under no circumstances would I pardon you saying that."

18. "I can see your ribs... You look disgusting."

Candace Lowry / BuzzFeed

Response: "These ribs protect my heart... A heart that you clearly don't have."

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