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Please Behold Your New Cat Overlord

His name is Atchoum, and he means business.

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"I couldn't help but notice you, what with my soul-piercing gaze and all."

"Around these parts, we take naps very seriously, therefore you will, too."

"Lots of time under my rule will be spent thinking deeply. About anything, really, but you need to look like you're very deep in thought very often."

"No, I don't do my own laundry, but I do like to sleep in it."

"This is my friend, Dog. Don't talk to him about Giraffe. He's still upset he didn't get a position on my council."

"The rule is that I look amazing in any light. Remember that."

"Don't mind me, I just like to keep an eye on the happenings in the kitchen. Intense, intense eyes."

"No, I don't do the dishes around here. Yes, I will inspect your work on them, however."