Would Zayn Malik Slyther-in, would Channing Tatum open your Gryffin-door, or would Oprah Huffle-your-puff?
“Wanna feel it can’t conceal it, sugar high.”
Why would you want to be a show-offy Gryffindor or a snobby Ravenclaw when you could be a super chill Hufflepuff and a decent human being?
Put your trivial knowledge about the London Underground to the test.
“My kingdom for a f*ck to give.”
Are you a Plantagenet or a PlantageNOT?
“Lol hey wut r u doin rn??” <— That could be you and your crush.
Does the UK or Afghanistan have more women in parliament?
It’s time to decorate your home and body with the power of your misandry.
Are you regular hungry, or are you scraping-dropped-lasagne-off-the-floor hungry?
Because, you know, Aidan Turner.
We can learn so much about ancient humans from what they left behind.
Weren’t we supposed to wake up one day and suddenly start flossing?
In your life, you have loved, lost, and loved again. But deep down, you knew there was always only one for you.
If you’re ever feeling down, just remember that some day, you may finally visit this remote Japanese island overrun with cats.
This Mother’s Day, Lucy Herd wants a new law to give grieving parents more time off work.
Do you wear the crescent moon and dark robes of a Priestess, or have you never once crossed through the mists to Avalon?
Sometimes you just need a gift for a child who’s the worst.