After a while we all stop trying really.
This Valentine’s Day, why not surprise your lover with a ginger wind?
Fifty Shades of Grey, starring your gran.
Step aside, Katniss Everdeen. And say hello to Lars.
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of His Own Cargo Pants.
A highly scientific quiz inspired by the wonders of the female reproductive cycle.
You just want to tell your friends that you love them, and also “Happy neat fetch duck yucko gssybk.”
This list doesn’t include an “I’ll be Bach” joke.
It’s time to promote your Marion Cotillard obsession to a full-on religion.
This is an entirely scientific conversation. Sorry, Stephanie.
Is it easy to get queasy?
“Gosh. @ElliottGSpencer and I go into a room as two people, sign a book and leave as one. Amazing.”
In an emergency, just call 1989-11. This post has been updated with an important Taylor Swift tweet.
All of these women would like to thank the Academy.
“The Prophet faced many great challenges but he exhibited impeccable beauty of character in his actions. He did not react inhumanely or violently.”
The end is nigh. H/T Panorama Fail on Tumblr.
These are just some of the women who, historically speaking, didn’t give a single fuck.