The press hates you, lots of your party hates you – can you make it through a week without resigning?
“Protect Jeremy at all costs.”
“Oh, he is good. Taboo-busting, semi-incomprehensible pep talk.”
It’s a brilliant day for absurd politics on either side of the pond.
There are over 4 million Syrian refugees around the world. This is what that looks like.
Americans may have red cups and take whatever classes they like, but they also have to share a room.
Only an introverted BFF can stop you from making terrible decisions.
DON’T LET YOUR MENSES KEEP YOU FROM THE BOARDROOM, LADIES.
“If you can’t beat them, join them, and I’ll bet you’ve got far more to big yourself up about than that bunch of dick-slapping pricks.”
The world is your oyster, for exactly five minutes.
Donald Trump is SUUUUCH a grump when he’s on his period!!!
BRB, need to go travel the entire world.
Turns out trying to guess healthcare prices is a good way to make British people super confused and a little bit sweary.
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Large glass of schnapps, delete all your apps.
Have you stayed in a jumbo jet or a tree house?
Outside my window, there is a rooftop, and on that rooftop there has recently appeared the saddest dildo in the world. But how did it get there?
Drinking from red cups vs drinking in parks.
Sometimes you just gotta drop someone from your crew.
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