There’s an art to being loquaciously sad. Now in languages from all across the world.
“Can I hug you like Oprah hugs Gayle?”
Internet + customizable dildo generator = true horror.
All you need is bendy straws and a glass of ice water.
He is the king of the toilet brushes.
It’s really the best of both worlds.
GO TO THE DOG PARK WITH. Cool it pervs.
The 21st century is hard for everyone bae.
Tumblr’s plotlines for this movie are guaranteed to be way less upsetting than whatever Marvel’s got cooked up. Let’s enjoy this while we still can.
We all have the power of George Washington within us. As told by Tumblr.
“You must catch, with your bare hands, the smallest of the crows.”
“PSA - Tonight: Don’t forget to pretend like you can control time.”
Punderful, just punderful.
What a wonderful year it’s been.
Oh, fandom, never change.
Surprise bitch, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.