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How Slytherin Are You?

Not everybody has what it takes.

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    Check any of the following where the answer is yes.

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    Were you sorted into Slytherin?
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    Do you have friends in high places?
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    Is that friend your dad or another family member?
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    Do you look good in every shade of green?
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    Are you luscious locks ***flawless?
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    Have you ever said Weasley in a derisive tone?
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    Is your family name ominous as fuck?
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    Have you ever thought about abandoning that family name and making it on your own?
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    Do you like animals that have no legs?
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    Do you dream about world domination?
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    Do you daydream about world domination?
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    Do you actively try and shift your reality to achieve world domination?
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    Have you ever called anyone a mudblood?
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    Have you ever been punched in the face for calling someone a mudblood?
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    Do you have minions?
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    Minions that can read?
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    Do you look out for your people?
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    Even if they are minions?
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    Do people constantly underestimate you?
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    Do you use people's misconceptions of you to ruthless destroy them?
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    Is smashing the patriarchy a frequent activity that you participate in?
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    Is ignoring the haters a frequent activity you participate in?
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    Is trolling a frequent activity you participate in?
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    Do you over identify with anti-heroes?
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    Do you over identify with villains?
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    Has your laugh ever been described as maniacal or vaguely threatening?
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    Do you always have a plan?
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    Do you always have backup plan?
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    Are you willing to break the rules for the right reasons?
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    Is 'the right reasons' mostly a euphemism for people that you love?
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    Do you like to pretend that nobody sees through that euphemism?
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    Do you know someone with a Dark Mark?
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    Do you have a Dark Mark?
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    Would you survive a post-apocalyptic world?
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    Were you the cause of this post-apocalyptic world?
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    Would you rule a post-apocalyptic world with an iron fist?
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    Can you figure out what makes a person tick easily?
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    Is it hard for others to slip things past you?
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    Do you own a leather jacket?
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    Do you own multiple leather jackets?
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    Are you best at everything you do?
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    If someone starts a fight with you, do you finish it?
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    With cutting, scathing words and insights that crush your opponent and their incorrect world views?
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    By calculating all of your tactical advantages before striking?
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    By tattling?
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    Do you love taking selfies?
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    Do people frequently describe you as unapologetic?
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    Is your self-confidence at Beyonce levels or higher?
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    Are you allergic to stupidity?
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    Do you find yourself saying, "oh, honey......" a lot?
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    Can you often be found surrounded by (e)books?
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    Can you think your way out of complex situations given enough time and resources?
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    Do you value your mind over all your other assets?
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    Would you do anything for the people you loved?
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    Even if it meant sacrificing yourself?
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    If someone you loved was taken from you, would you stop at nothing to exact revenge?
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    Do you frequently indulge in revenge fantasies?
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    Do your exes fear your wrath?
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    Have you ever talked yourself out of ticket?
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    Have you ever been arrested?
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    Do authority figures often find themselves wrapped around your little finger?
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    Can you see through other people's bullshit easily?
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    Do you sometimes picture yourself in a crown?
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    Have you ever been referred to as a child prodigy?
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    Is your ideal relationship a power couple?
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    Are you attracted to people who challenge you?
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    Do you frequently dump people because they can't keep up with you?
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    Can you lie smoothly?
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    Have you ever cussed someone out in such a rage that they were stunned speechless?
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    Do your friends envy your erudite mastery of language?
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    Are you your own worst critic?
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    Do you thrive under pressure?
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    Does the idea of second place enrage you?
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    Do people follow you because they fear you?
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    Do people follow you because they love you?
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    Can you always see the big picture?
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    Do you know where you can make the biggest difference?
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    Do you hold grudges forever?
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    Do you sleep with one eye open aka are you ever vigilant?
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    Do you despise when people pity you?
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    Are you proud of who you are?
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    Are you proud of where you came from?
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    Even if the past paints an ugly picture of you?
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    Do you hate small talk?
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    Have you mastered the art of putting in the least amount of effort for the best result/grade/outcome?
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    Do you hate being a sloppy drunk?
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    Do you hate crying in front of people?
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    Can you count the number people you actually trust to see you cry on one hand?
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    Have you ever made someone else cry and felt that they deserved it?
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    Have you ever corrected a teacher in front of a class?
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    Are constantly looking for the next best thing?
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    Are you okay being alone?
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    Do you always have a loophole ready?
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    Have you ever cut someone out of your life completely?
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    Do you believe in yourself?
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    Do you dream bigger than pretty much everybody else around you?
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    Do you know that you're going to make it?
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    Do you relish fighting your way up from the bottom?
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    Would you ask the Sorting Hat to put you in Slytherin?
 
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