We know who you’re really thirsty for.
MUST. STOP. MICROWAVE. FROM. BEEPING.
Sharing is caring, except when it comes to your french fries.
You always come in like a wrecking ball. Also, SLIDEY THINGS!
“Most of what I know about Australia I learned from Finding Nemo.”
IT’S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOOOOOW.
He is ALL OF US when we can’t figure out what to eat.
So helping. Much salesdoge. (H/T Bored Panda)
Because we are sorry but not sorry for objectifying you, Neil deGrasse Fine-son.
The Burger Family has some explaining to do. (H/t this reddit thread)
“What would you do if you got into my bed?” “I’d sleep.”
Because you already know which one of your friends is the mom.
Love is letting other people slowly discover how bad you are at things.
You’re single, but are you ready to mingle?
Confession: I am the worst at making choices.
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.