Who does my body think I am, Mac-Gynover?
You do a lot of favors. A lot.
Cannot stop watching. Totally mesmerized.
Aside from your looks, obviously.
Because the friends that drink together should WIN COSTUME CONTESTS TOGETHER.
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Go home, youths. You’re no longer welcome on this planet.
Parfois, la calvitie n’est pas une si mauvaise chose.
We know who you’re really thirsty for.
MUST. STOP. MICROWAVE. FROM. BEEPING.
Sharing is caring, except when it comes to your french fries.
You always come in like a wrecking ball. Also, SLIDEY THINGS!
“Most of what I know about Australia I learned from Finding Nemo.”
IT’S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOOOOOW.