Your dreams actually know you super, super well.
It’s somehow ever scarier than ACTUAL Batman. (h/t Bored Panda)
Stop body-shaming men, 1930s LIFE magazine.
And sneakily attempts to induct his class into a very special club.
Oh dear lord, it’s cold nipple season.
They are probably better at video games than you are.
What are you even doing, standing in line for Pink’s?
Who does my body think I am, Mac-Gynover?
You do a lot of favors. A lot.
Cannot stop watching. Totally mesmerized.
Aside from your looks, obviously.
Because the friends that drink together should WIN COSTUME CONTESTS TOGETHER.
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Go home, youths. You’re no longer welcome on this planet.
Parfois, la calvitie n’est pas une si mauvaise chose.