You will definitely not wish you were younger.
Because your BFF is basically your human Patronus.
You may be more of a liar than you think.
Career Goal: Being a Dinosaur.
“You have my permission to pull out all the pots and pans and bang on them with spoons.”
The most magical asses, in every sense of the word.
Please stop telling me how good I will look at 50.
DON’T GO INTO YOUR MAKEUP BAG, it’s haunted with spilled stuff.
A butt is a wish your heart makes.
Happy New Year, good luck unseeing this, ever.
We filled out the Mad Lib included in the Spring ‘97 Delia’s. You’re welcome.
There might be coal under your tree…
Kids for President of the United States of Everything.
2014 was the slow-clappiest year of all time.
They are literally hair twins.
And these are the magical things we discovered.