25 Insanely Sexist Vintage Valentines

Let's objectify, hunt, stalk, pressure, and threaten violence, all in the name of romance!

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Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

The subtext: Whether you like it or not.

2.

mitchoconnell.blogspot.com

"I hate to steal anything but a hug, but gee...I have no respect for women's boundaries!"

3.

thechive.com

You know she'll do it too. Just look at those eyes.

4.

Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Sexist AND racist...a winning combination!

5.

Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Well, that escalated quickly.

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Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Gonna pretend this is an offer for oral and not a threat.

7.

Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Well, will you? WILL YOU?

8.

mitchoconnell.blogspot.com / Via animhut.com

Intimate partner violence...totes adorbs!

9.

mitchoconnell.blogspot.com

Sigh.

10.

Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Double daring/threatening...po-TAY-to/po-TAH-to, amirite?

11.

7deadlysinners.typepad.com

"You tried to literally barricade yourself from me...but I'll ignore that fact because I like you!"

12.

mitchoconnell.blogspot.com

😉

13.

Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

"Happy Valentine's Day! Here's a dead puppy!"

14.

7deadlysinners.typepad.com

Why stop at threatening women when you can threaten their entire country?

15.

7deadlysinners.typepad.com

He mad.

16.

Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

I hate everything about this.

17.

ebay.com

Dude, don't bring kittens into this.

18.

thechive.com

Yeah, that's not rapey at all.

19.

7deadlysinners.typepad.com

Seems legit.

20.

Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Gahhhh.

21.

Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Thanks...?

22.

mitchoconnell.blogspot.com

Nope.

23.

mitchoconnell.blogspot.com

OK well that's chilling.

24.

mitchoconnell.blogspot.com

Oh, for fuck's sake.

25.

7deadlysinners.typepad.com

I'm being trolled.