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25 Insanely Sexist Vintage Valentines

Let's objectify, hunt, stalk, pressure, and threaten violence, all in the name of romance!

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Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

The subtext: Whether you like it or not.

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mitchoconnell.blogspot.com

"I hate to steal anything but a hug, but gee...I have no respect for women's boundaries!"

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thechive.com

You know she'll do it too. Just look at those eyes.

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Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Sexist AND racist...a winning combination!

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Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Well, that escalated quickly.

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Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Gonna pretend this is an offer for oral and not a threat.

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Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Well, will you? WILL YOU?

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mitchoconnell.blogspot.com / Via animhut.com

Intimate partner violence...totes adorbs!

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Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Double daring/threatening...po-TAY-to/po-TAH-to, amirite?

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7deadlysinners.typepad.com

"You tried to literally barricade yourself from me...but I'll ignore that fact because I like you!"

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Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

"Happy Valentine's Day! Here's a dead puppy!"

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7deadlysinners.typepad.com

Why stop at threatening women when you can threaten their entire country?

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Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

I hate everything about this.

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Dude, don't bring kittens into this.

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thechive.com

Yeah, that's not rapey at all.

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Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Gahhhh.

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Kipling West / Via Flickr: kipling_west

Thanks...?

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mitchoconnell.blogspot.com

OK well that's chilling.

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mitchoconnell.blogspot.com

Oh, for fuck's sake.

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7deadlysinners.typepad.com

I'm being trolled.

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