“It looks like I have a dick on my chest.”
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You win some, you lose some.
“It feels like fresh-shaved balls, but in my armpits.”
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Anything strapless is a joke.
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This ain’t your average cat.
“What’s a label, ya know?”
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“This is harder than football practice, for sure.”
“I feel like I could kick some ass.”
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