Pizza or spring rolls? All data from GrubHub.
“You should smile more. You’d be so much cuter.”
Some of us HATE selfies, so we wanted to see if selfie pro Tess Holliday could teach us to love them.
Try to focus, try to focus…
The poses were bad, but the photoshopping made it even worse.
“I’m more than just a woman in a scarf.”
“Who makes these uniforms? I wanna talk to them.”
“Well, I feel objectified, so mission accomplished!”
A tiny comb is your mortal enemy.
“Are all women’s jeans pockets this useless?”
Parties are basically hell.
They don’t even look like the same people.
“My legs look like hot dogs.”
“I look like Ron Jeremy!”
Everyone knows dogs are man’s best friend.
Let’s be real: cats are smarter.
Thigh chafing is a real thing.