You have questions, and science has answers.
You’ve never seen a damsel in distress like this before.
You’ve never heard “I love you” like this before.
Seriously, don’t skip any of these steps.
Penises can break. ‘Nuff said.
You ain’t seen nothin’ til you’ve seen a pug with vampire teeth.
Astronauts fart… like, a lot.
“That’s German engineering at its finest, if you ask me.”
“I mean, do you wanna be known as a guy who, like, sleeps with a lot of girls?”
“You’re so dick-whipped…”
Want to know how to get hot fries every time?
“It feels like someone put some string in my butt.”
“Is this some kind of feminist thing?”
Other than not having dreams about standing onstage naked.
Which country sells the cheapest Big Mac?
Guys would really take male birth control?!
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy… But text me the f&$* back.
That’s a lot of bang for your buck.