“That’s German engineering at its finest, if you ask me.”
“I mean, do you wanna be known as a guy who, like, sleeps with a lot of girls?”
“You’re so dick-whipped…”
Want to know how to get hot fries every time?
“It feels like someone put some string in my butt.”
“Is this some kind of feminist thing?”
Other than not having dreams about standing onstage naked.
Which country sells the cheapest Big Mac?
Guys would really take male birth control?!
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy… But text me the f&$* back.
That’s a lot of bang for your buck.
Makeup can be your best friend… or your worst enemy.
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You little romantic, you…
So what the f**k do you want to say?
String bikinis: the struggle is real.
“Who’s your provider? Besides me LOL.” Based on this post.