“On the first day, I felt like I was wearing a mask.”
Can I submit this for a Nobel Prize?
“Can I touch your hair?” Featuring GloZell Green.
Baby, go home. You’re drunk.
“I swipe right on every girl.”
There are four seasons — hot, extra hot, super hot, and crispy. Featuring GloZell.
Watch what happens behind the smoke and mirrors.
Sideball’s really in right now.
“I like seeing them on women, but I do not like seeing them on myself.”
You have questions, and science has answers.
You’ve never seen a damsel in distress like this before.
You’ve never heard “I love you” like this before.
Seriously, don’t skip any of these steps.
Penises can break. ‘Nuff said.
You ain’t seen nothin’ til you’ve seen a pug with vampire teeth.
Astronauts fart… like, a lot.
“That’s German engineering at its finest, if you ask me.”
“I mean, do you wanna be known as a guy who, like, sleeps with a lot of girls?”
“You’re so dick-whipped…”