A tiny comb is your mortal enemy.
“Are all women’s jeans pockets this useless?”
Parties are basically hell.
They don’t even look like the same people.
“My legs look like hot dogs.”
“I look like Ron Jeremy!”
Everyone knows dogs are man’s best friend.
Let’s be real: cats are smarter.
Thigh chafing is a real thing.
Maybe cats are really man’s best friend.
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“It’s like a guillotine for my eyelashes.”
Now the proof is finally here.
“My eyes are really glued shut right now.”
Perspective changes everything.
Guaranteed to make you hungry.
“It looks like I have a dick on my chest.”
“Her waist is the size of her neck…”
How’s the weather up there?