“What’s a label, ya know?”
“They should call this poo from baby angels.”
A pitty is a man’s best friend.
“This is harder than football practice, for sure.”
“I feel like I could kick some ass.”
We asked people on Facebook: “What’s the weirdest lie your parents ever told you?” This is what they said.
“I feel like the substitute teacher who can’t pronounce anyone’s name.”
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Teachers can have fun too.
“I feel like everything’s a lie, knowing Psy isn’t his real name.”
“Who knew being sexy was so hard?”
Love makes you do crazy things.
“Guys with pit bulls are good in bed.”
“Hi, my name is Brittany, and this is my girlfriend Brittany.”
“Big fan of the ass grab.”
Dating is now speed-dating… or studying.
The resemblances are uncanny.
No one ever believes you’re mad.