At first, you won’t succeed, but you should try, try again.
We found love in a frozen place.
Happy 24th birthday, JFlawless!
Teeth out, fins up, that’s the way we like to f*ck.
Sharing is caring, except when it comes to your french fries.
Will you be strapping on a seashell bra?
Spoiler alert: Everything smells like chlorine.
The most magical comebacks on earth.
Like, please like, stop with the dumb blonde jokes.
Being bad always feels good.
In your world, every week is Shark Week.
“Most of what I know about Australia I learned from Finding Nemo.”
You’re your favorite person to hang out with, right?
A Toyota Prius never looked so sexy.
Have you found The One yet?
In college, no one is too cool for school.
You may just ROAR when you see him.
Let’s take a walk down Memory Lane!
Party of one, but ready to have some fun.