“The brain craves routine for good sleep.”
“Children are all so unique, and being able to watch them grow and progress every day is the best feeling in the world.”
“You can’t skip this Geico ad, because it’s already over.”
We are all a bunch of weirdos.
Nothing makes sense anymore!
I don’t know what’s wrong. Everything?
“To make it look like we don’t struggle.”
Because it’s Ah-mah-zing!
You like to be the center of attention. But only in a small group.
“I got drunk and repeatedly hit my phone with a bread knife…”
You’re as cold as Frappe Snowland.
I saw a spider and it scared me, so I threw my phone at the wall. Turns out there was no spider.
He’ll break everything but your heart.
“It used to be cutesy, then it got to be a pain with all that pressure…”
“It’s a made up holiday!”
“Steph Curry is feathery.”