According to our test results… this is the most perfect holiday sweater.
I wish he would shoot his eye out. Or mine, so I don’t have to watch this movie again.
“If you don’t understand, I will tell you my friend, Santa is your UPS man.”
This is your feel-good story of the day.
How do you train pigeons?
You had one job, Christmas tree!
Thank you for changing the world.
He truly is the heart and soul of the team.
“How many calories are in a Big Mac?”
It’s like “Candle in the Wind,” only 5,000 times better.
Apparently everyone loves minions…
“All the celebrities out there who poured ice water on your head, here’s a chance to do something else…”
Now THIS is a great way to say goodbye.
Since we can’t have a “Dislike” button, how about an “I’m Drunk” one?
This is a wonderful way to tire out your dog.
According to the show’s director.
Well that immediately backfired.
It’s the hot new meme that is already old. “This is why we check our shoes…”