Find out what you can achieve at your best level of drunkenness.
Sorry, I can’t go out. I’m doing laundry.
“I took my life back today.”
Sexting happens, but “full-on nudes are rare.”
It’s a sequel! It’s a sequel…
A comprehensive list of rules and tips for dressing better. Plus much more.
Nothing to see here except for a Kung Fu cop fighting a Nazi army. Also dinosaurs.
“I take things people look at as a negative as an inspiration to do something better.”
It’s the best event of the year!
What “retro” things are considered cool now?
“What about my man Taiwan Lannisters?”
“You’re supposed to soak up every bit of fame like it’s sunshine. But I think it’s genuinely scary that fame is valued so highly, even above happiness.”
Troy and Abed RE-U-NI-TED!
They’re basically the top models of dog breeds.
“I just want you to be proud of me.”
There’s no place quite like it in the world.