Thank you for changing the world.
He truly is the heart and soul of the team.
“How many calories are in a Big Mac?”
It’s like “Candle in the Wind,” only 5,000 times better.
Apparently everyone loves minions…
“All the celebrities out there who poured ice water on your head, here’s a chance to do something else…”
Now THIS is a great way to say goodbye.
Since we can’t have a “Dislike” button, how about an “I’m Drunk” one?
This is a wonderful way to tire out your dog.
According to the show’s director.
Well that immediately backfired.
It’s the hot new meme that is already old. “This is why we check our shoes…”
“Yeah, but that movie would have been a lot better if it ended like this…”
It’s not crazy. It’s procrastination.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
“Not now, Arctic Puffin!”
One year I taught myself to juggle. With clementines.
Sorry for shaking the table…