What, it’s not like there’s some LAW against mixing Miracle Whip with Jell-O.
Sometimes it’s hard to believe we’re related to these people.
Hey, you never know when that single shoelace could save someone’s life.
Nothing could be more truly American than transforming a bountiful array of tacos, nuggets, and curly fries into your holiday meal.
Let’s focus on what really matters.
Do your thing on (or off) the stove and let all those other chumps fight for oven space.
Sorry, carbs, but you’re always gonna be the (delicious) third wheel in this relationship.
The bad news is that you’re probably a weirdo. The good news is that everyone else is, too.
In salad, as in life, it makes a difference what you put on the bottom. I think I’m saying that salad greens are like pants. And some pants are ugly.
Are raisins disgusting? Is mayo delicious? Let’s SETTLE THIS, once and for all.
Never give your money to Panera again.
For when things need to be said, and you really don’t feel like talking.
You can make your bed rock, girl.
Get creative with the hottest root around.
All your favorite drinks have been missing an essential, neon-green ingredient: SURGE.
There is no greater force for good in this world than a saucy pile of cheese and noodles.
Put together this delicious kale and cheddar strata on Saturday night, then wake and bake on Sunday. Congratulations, you’re a brunch genius.
‘Mallows are good for more than just s’mores.