An aspirational guide for motivated avocados.
If it’s any color besides beige, I’m not eating it.
Can you guys just hold up on eating that while I spend 45 minutes adjusting the lighting?
*THINKS about turning on stove* *smoke alarm goes off*
Keep these in your back pocket. (Get it?)
Eat the cheese you want to see in the world.
Moral of the story: Steak will always be the most expensive.
This grape has everything: a super-weird shape, delightful flavor, and a powerful aura of black magic.
At the end of the day, if they don’t starve or get scurvy, you’re doing fine.
We fear that which we do not know.
So, this has been A Week, huh? Tell caramel alllll about it.
That is not an objective opinion because we created them all.
Ice cream. Toasted marshmallows. Chocolate. Graham crackers. Pretzels. Eternal salty-sweet happiness.
You need them in your life YESTERDAY.
Mornings are hard. French toast made out of cake will help.
Late summer = PEAK CUKE. Get creative.
I have a dream. My dream is bacon Twizzlers.