Oh, you bought $70 worth of already-wilting vegetation? Thanks.
Time to hunker down and bundle up.
Yes, you read that right.
Yarnbombs make everything so much cuddlier.
Money, sex, and unimaginable happiness are just mere clicks away. (This post contains a picture of a butt.)
“Save water, drink wine.”
It’s called a “rememberlutions” jar and it’ll make you feel good all year.
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: SCHADENFREUDE.
RIP your childhood. (NSFWish but don’t for one second think you will be titillated.)
“That’s what you get for writing your [redacted] novel on a [redacted] dock.”
Time to update your wishlist.
We dreamed big this year. Maybe a little ~too~ big.
Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
If you happen to have a spare million or two.