Because pets appreciate you more than humans ever will.
These are cuter, cheaper, and way more meaningful than the store-bought alternative.
Never change, stock photos. (There is a picture of a butt in this post because why wouldn’t there be.)
My left eye looks perfect! Can’t wait to screw up the right.
Ummm, could you ~please~ give me MORE THAN ONE SAUCE PACKET.
That’s soooooo Capricorn of you.
Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire are delightfully familiar. Not just because they’re great games, but because they STILL don’t address a million basic questions, like why nobody ever poops.
Bonus points if you pair one of these with a book (or seven).
IIIII’m dreaming of a white (wine) Christmas.
Wear your love of literature on your (temporary) sleeve.
BRB, time to ride my hoverboard to the Dippin’ Dots parlor. Thanks to this Quora thread.
How soon is too soon to hear those sleigh bells ringaling?
There’s still time to get your Gilly on. As seen on the TODAY Show!
The best way I’ve found to fight my anxiety is with a pair of knitting needles.
Halloween made very, very easy.
Donnez au peuple ce qu’il demande.
Give the people what they want.
Just because you don’t want to put in effort doesn’t mean you shouldn’t live your best life.