He’s got to be somewhere.
Down with crotchless panties, up with pizza briefs.
Whether you’re live-in gal pals or long distance gal pals — how will you show your love? Er, I mean, friendship.
We never gave up on you, lil buddy.
And no, I don’t want to give you any recommendations.
Live your leap second to the fullest.
Everything your beach-and-barbecue-loving heart could desire.
Just because you’re not at the Derby doesn’t mean you can’t dress up and day drink.
Meet the OG subversive stitcher. (NSFWish).
Turn those actuallys into $$$.
Buy me a denture ring so I know it’s real. NSFWish.
Can you make it through this post without squealing to death?
“Here for you, bro. I got a lifetime of knowledge.”
You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.
Ain’t no party like a 2 p.m. party.