Just because it’s Halloween doesn’t mean you need a boo.
“Butterfinger is not a candy, it is a weapon.”
“Haha yeah, I’m just peanut butter. No jelly. Yet!”
A group Halloween costume is clearly the best measure of true friendship.
You’ll be the only Toaster Strudel at the party.
Because the best attire is unique.
Can you get through this post without groaning to death?
Show us the projects that’ve helped you make it through.
Your favorite shirt would never mysteriously vanish again.
He’s got to be somewhere.
Down with crotchless panties, up with pizza briefs.
Whether you’re live-in gal pals or long distance gal pals — how will you show your love? Er, I mean, friendship.
We never gave up on you, lil buddy.
And no, I don’t want to give you any recommendations.
Live your leap second to the fullest.