This year you’ll win every Secret Santa you’re invited to (and even some you’re not).
You probably spend more time with them than anyone else on the planet, so they definitely deserve a present.
«Oh, tu vas te marier? Moi, je me suis lavé les cheveux.»
Oh, you’re engaged? Me too, to this pizza.
La Navidad llegará dentro de poco, así que conviene ir dejando caer pistas sobre lo que queremos.
Because there’s no reason a shower shouldn’t be as luxurious as a bath.
Don’t mind me, just bathing in Froot Loops.
Everything happens so much.
In addition to all the books, of course.
Besides, you know, booze.
The holidays will be here before you know it, so it’s time to start dropping hints.
One day of work can haunt you for the next ten years.
Maybe you hate Halloween. Maybe you didn’t have time to make a costume. Maybe you’re just totally sick of people asking.
Mondays: now 50% more like Fridays!
The lazy shall inherit the Earth.
Home is where the z’s are.
Want to carry your favorite book with you all day, every day? Ink is the answer.
Step 1: Be trashy. Step 2: Get trashed.