Can you make it through this post without squealing to death?
“Here for you, bro. I got a lifetime of knowledge.”
You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.
Ain’t no party like a 2 p.m. party.
This is so strangely satisfying.
Turns out Machamp makes a mean pizza.
The fonts are amazing; the coffee, not so much.
That is, Llife Llessons We All Llearned.
Or, at least, my faith in Twitter.
And soon it could be all yours.
Certains ne reculent devant rien pour prendre un selfie.
I’ve struggled with anxiety for years. So when I replayed my very favorite game, this time I decided to let go.
Friends, family, significant others, co-workers, houseplants, pets — all great. But sometimes you are the only buddy you need.
Take a seat, Romeo. (Thanks to Tinder Nightmares for this glorious bounty.)
Show some love to your REAL soulmate.
Oh, you bought $70 worth of already-wilting vegetation? Thanks.
Time to hunker down and bundle up.