19 Insanely Clever Gifts You'll Want To Keep For Yourself

For when inspiration strikes in the shower. Available for $7 each.

It's called the Chillsner and it'll keep any bottle beer ice-cold when you drink it. $29.95 for a pack of two (so you can give one AND keep one).

It'll keep your loved ones' pages flat while eating or drinking.

It holds a full bottle for only $15.95.

Get it here for $39.95.

For maximum schmoozing and boozing. Get it for $26.

For only a few bucks, any water bottle can become a life-giving source of air moisture. Give it as a pointed gift to that one dude in your office who won't stop coughing.

It's perfect for figuring out healthy portions and for making a bunch of different kinds of pasta at once (let's be real, one of those reasons is more important than the other). Available for $8.89 each.

Every cookie will become a canvas. Get a set of 10 here for $14.24.

For the gym rat in your life. Available here for $12.99.

A toothbrush stand might seem like a lame gift until the recipient realizes that they'll NEVER KNOCK THEIR TOOTHBRUSH OVER AGAIN. Get it for $12.99.

It's the sweetest way to do baggage claim. Available for $52.

Who wants a can when they can have a stein? Buy it for $7.

It projects a keyboard onto any flat surface for your friends on the go. Available for $98.

For a germaphobe you love anyway. Get it for $5.95.

For the finicky eater who wants to branch out. Get them for $5.99.

So your biker pal is super visible at night. Available for $6.96 each.

Perfect for someone who's forever making you use a coaster. Get it here for $15.

It's called the 3Doodler and it will make anyone's dreams come true. Preorder for $99.