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19 Insanely Clever Gifts You'll Want To Keep For Yourself

You'll solve everyone's problems in one fell swoop. Unless you *forget* to give them away, that is.

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1. Waterproof Notepad

For when inspiration strikes in the shower. Available for $7 each.
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For when inspiration strikes in the shower. Available for $7 each.

2. Chilled Beer Cork

It's called the Chillsner and it'll keep any bottle beer ice-cold when you drink it. $29.95 for a pack of two (so you can give one AND keep one).
corkcicle.com

It's called the Chillsner and it'll keep any bottle beer ice-cold when you drink it. $29.95 for a pack of two (so you can give one AND keep one).

3. Transparent Book Weight

It'll keep your loved ones' pages flat while eating or drinking.
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It'll keep your loved ones' pages flat while eating or drinking.

4. Gigantic Wine Glass

It holds a full bottle for only $15.95.
homewetbar.com

It holds a full bottle for only $15.95.

5. Keychain Phone Charger

Get it here for $39.95.
mophie.com

Get it here for $39.95.

6. Cutting Board Wine Holder

For maximum schmoozing and boozing. Get it for $26.
supermarkethq.com

For maximum schmoozing and boozing. Get it for $26.

7. Portable Humidifier Cap

For only a few bucks, any water bottle can become a life-giving source of air moisture. Give it as a pointed gift to that one dude in your office who won't stop coughing.
fastcodesign.com

For only a few bucks, any water bottle can become a life-giving source of air moisture. Give it as a pointed gift to that one dude in your office who won't stop coughing.

8. Divided Pasta Colander

It's perfect for figuring out healthy portions and for making a bunch of different kinds of pasta at once (let's be real, one of those reasons is more important than the other). Available for $8.89 each.
amazon.com

It's perfect for figuring out healthy portions and for making a bunch of different kinds of pasta at once (let's be real, one of those reasons is more important than the other). Available for $8.89 each.

9. Edible Ink Pens

Every cookie will become a canvas. Get a set of 10 here for $14.24.
thedecoratedcookie.com

Every cookie will become a canvas. Get a set of 10 here for $14.24.

10. Multitasking Storage Water Bottle

For the gym rat in your life. Available here for $12.99.
amazon.com

For the gym rat in your life. Available here for $12.99.

11. Bobble Toothbrush Stand

A toothbrush stand might seem like a lame gift until the recipient realizes that they'll NEVER KNOCK THEIR TOOTHBRUSH OVER AGAIN. Get it for $12.99.
quirky.com

A toothbrush stand might seem like a lame gift until the recipient realizes that they'll NEVER KNOCK THEIR TOOTHBRUSH OVER AGAIN. Get it for $12.99.

12. Personalized Luggage Tag

It's the sweetest way to do baggage claim. Available for $52.
etsy.com

It's the sweetest way to do baggage claim. Available for $52.

13. Can Handle

Who wants a can when they can have a stein? Buy it for $7.
amazon.com

Who wants a can when they can have a stein? Buy it for $7.

14. Bluetooth Virtual Keyboard

It projects a keyboard onto any flat surface for your friends on the go. Available for $98.
thinkgeek.com

It projects a keyboard onto any flat surface for your friends on the go. Available for $98.

15. Personal Water Fountain Spout

For a germaphobe you love anyway. Get it for $5.95.
amazon.com

For a germaphobe you love anyway. Get it for $5.95.

16. ForkChops

For the finicky eater who wants to branch out. Get them for $5.99.
stupid.com

For the finicky eater who wants to branch out. Get them for $5.99.

17. Bike Tire Lights

So your biker pal is super visible at night. Available for $6.96 each.
blessthisstuff.com

So your biker pal is super visible at night. Available for $6.96 each.

18. Floating Mug

Perfect for someone who's forever making you use a coaster. Get it here for $15.
dornob.com

Perfect for someone who's forever making you use a coaster. Get it here for $15.

19. 3D Printing Pen

It's called the 3Doodler and it will make anyone's dreams come true. Preorder for $99.
the3doodler.com

It's called the 3Doodler and it will make anyone's dreams come true. Preorder for $99.

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