Shopping·Posted on Nov 19, 201319 Insanely Clever Gifts You'll Want To Keep For YourselfYou'll solve everyone's problems in one fell swoop. Unless you *forget* to give them away, that is.by Alanna OkunBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Waterproof Notepad myaquanotes.com For when inspiration strikes in the shower. Available for $7 each. 2. Chilled Beer Cork corkcicle.com It's called the Chillsner and it'll keep any bottle beer ice-cold when you drink it. $29.95 for a pack of two (so you can give one AND keep one). 3. Transparent Book Weight buddy-tools.stores.jp!/items/51ed425262d7d542230001e5 It'll keep your loved ones' pages flat while eating or drinking. 4. Gigantic Wine Glass homewetbar.com It holds a full bottle for only $15.95. 5. Keychain Phone Charger mophie.com Get it here for $39.95. 6. Cutting Board Wine Holder supermarkethq.com For maximum schmoozing and boozing. Get it for $26. 7. Portable Humidifier Cap fastcodesign.com For only a few bucks, any water bottle can become a life-giving source of air moisture. Give it as a pointed gift to that one dude in your office who won't stop coughing. 8. Divided Pasta Colander amazon.com It's perfect for figuring out healthy portions and for making a bunch of different kinds of pasta at once (let's be real, one of those reasons is more important than the other). Available for $8.89 each. 9. Edible Ink Pens thedecoratedcookie.com Every cookie will become a canvas. Get a set of 10 here for $14.24. 10. Multitasking Storage Water Bottle amazon.com For the gym rat in your life. Available here for $12.99. 11. Bobble Toothbrush Stand quirky.com A toothbrush stand might seem like a lame gift until the recipient realizes that they'll NEVER KNOCK THEIR TOOTHBRUSH OVER AGAIN. Get it for $12.99. 12. Personalized Luggage Tag etsy.com It's the sweetest way to do baggage claim. Available for $52. 13. Can Handle amazon.com Who wants a can when they can have a stein? Buy it for $7. 14. Bluetooth Virtual Keyboard thinkgeek.com It projects a keyboard onto any flat surface for your friends on the go. Available for $98. 15. Personal Water Fountain Spout amazon.com For a germaphobe you love anyway. Get it for $5.95. 16. ForkChops stupid.com For the finicky eater who wants to branch out. Get them for $5.99. 17. Bike Tire Lights blessthisstuff.com So your biker pal is super visible at night. Available for $6.96 each. 18. Floating Mug dornob.com Perfect for someone who's forever making you use a coaster. Get it here for $15. 19. 3D Printing Pen the3doodler.com It's called the 3Doodler and it will make anyone's dreams come true. Preorder for $99. Here are even more awesome gift ideas: 32 Impossibly Fun Gifts For Kids That Even Adults Will Want 31 Holiday Gift Ideas For The Lumbersexual In Your Life 15 Incredibly Weird Things You Can Buy On Amazon For Under $15 31 Amazing Gifts To Make Everyone On Your List A Little Cozier Want awesome DIY tips in your inbox four times a week? Sign up for the BuzzFeed DIY newsletter!