Dead introverts need ME TIME.
Trick or treat? More like booze or sadness.
No one can forget Brunch-gate.
When no one asks what you did last weekend.
That giant phone had apps. Go Bayside.
Let’s hope it’s a cool one.
Uncool enough for school?
Please don’t kill anyone.
On a scale of one to gourd-tastic.
Are you Team Honey Crisp or nah?