What am I doing with my life?
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… But which one are you?
What should you change next year?
Let’s hope it’s a good one.
It’s time to make the tough choices, holiday style.
What’s it gonna be this year?
Why choose between snakes and turtles when you can have both?
The best most depressing Christmas song ever.
Do dolls even like pizza?
Can you guess which terrible movie plot is real? Please don’t steal any of the fake ones, Hallmark Channel, Lifetime or ABC Family.
See how your year stacks up.
Prancer is kind of a dick.
Creamy egg juice, anyone?
The cards to send when you’re officially done.
Find your cosmic food pairing.