I really want a famous baby. Help me out.
Make this salad and ignore the bad thoughts.
Are you absolutely sure we’re meant to drink this?
Who deserves to get drenched the most?
We just want the weather, not a surrealist nightmare world.
If you can dream it, you can drink it.
How would you wield the delicious power of food?
I need a partner who respects me and my Pomeranian, but mostly my Pomeranian.
Choose your weapon carefully.
Are you the captain of this friendship? Think of one specific friend when you take this test.
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You decide who needs to be done. Nothing keeps employees on their toes like random firings.
You decide what the haunted doll’s message is.
When men tell you to smile, they’ve got some good reasons.
Her name is Mary. She wants to be your friend.
The ultimate wardrobe staple. You must find it.
Do you have strong dog opinions?
You will be these dogs’ harshest fashion critic.