Stop gawking at those poor leaves.
Put your loyalty to the test. Is it gonna be humans or animals?
Slam some chia seeds. Slam them now!
Don’t worry, Nickelback finds the words when you can’t.
Women like the dumbest stuff.
“The eternal eclipse of hellfire is upon us.” - Dark Lord of the Universe
Hmm… Are you the president?
Feel free to use these when too lazy to make up your own.
Why fight it anymore? It’s love.
Was anyone hurt in the lash blast?
Sky-high self-esteem is just a catcall away.
Romeo and Juliet were mashed potatoes and gravy.