It’s time to make the tough choices, holiday style.
What’s it gonna be this year?
Why choose between snakes and turtles when you can have both?
The best most depressing Christmas song ever.
Do dolls even like pizza?
Can you guess which terrible movie plot is real? Please don’t steal any of the fake ones, Hallmark Channel, Lifetime or ABC Family.
See how your year stacks up.
Prancer is kind of a dick.
Creamy egg juice, anyone?
The cards to send when you’re officially done.
Find your cosmic food pairing.
Which diva face embodies your true essence?
Are you an ace Photoshop detective? Look very carefully at these photos to see if you can beat this quiz.
Because you’re going to be drinking anyway. The Wednesday before Thanksgiving is the official “see your high school friends at the bar” night of the year.