If we tried these things we’d probably be banned from Instagram for life.
A lot has changed in just three years.
He needs our time, our love, our appreciation.
We demand you drop everything and give Queen Khloe the attention she deserves.
Because it’s seriously difficult choosing between them.
She’s a pretty successful star in her own right, people.
No, that’s not a gun in his underwear.
The family’s activities over the last eight years have been a masterclass in gaming the media to keep viewers hooked on Keeping Up With the Kardashians – and themselves firmly in the public eye.
It was a time for rollerbooting, eating cake in the club, and getting down with Lindsay Lohan.
Sure, he’s physically perfect and a devoted husband and dad, but the fact he’s a feminist tops it all.
“Ich will irgendjemanden umbringen. Und eine Bretzel.”
“I feel like I want to murder someone. And also I want soft pretzels.”
Spoiler alert: He even channelled Beyoncé.
So many glam squads, so much popcorn.
“I always pee all over my Spanx.”
So much has changed since 2013.
Total babes with their babies.
Warning: These men are dangerously perfect.
“Stretch marks are my biggest fear of life.”