“I nominate my unborn child.”
David + water + naked skin = perfection.
Perfection in human form.
“We’re all his goddamn kids, too.”
Someone’s been Tumblr stalking.
Needless to say, it’s brilliant.
She’s playing games again.
Let’s look at her best attempts.
Can we have a moment alone with this photo, please?
So much more stylish than we can ever hope to be.
Even when there are photographers present.
Visible thongs. Never forget.