A hammer is handy… but not very romantic.
Want to check out my restricted section?
Look fancy while being lazy.
NO ONE SAID THERE’D BE BREAD.
The one where Big Bad A becomes “Bad Emoji”.
Show someone you love them more than you love free sauce for your pie.
How well have you paid attention to the shapes of Shapes?
Bring back 20 cent toffees!
Now who needs to sort out their priorities?
Did you really just buy me a three-pack of socks?
Because apparently she hasn’t done enough in the last 12 months?
Turns out Big Bad is either Byron or an 80-year-old mailman.
“I think I need a shower after that.”
“My girlfriend hasn’t texted me in three hours, which is six months in lesbian time.”
Nothing compares to Hugh.
I guess there aren’t many Tinder matches out on the cow farm.
It’s always 5 o’ clock somewhere.