Do you say “vag” or lean more toward “swimsuit area”?
No filter necessary for this multicolour evening.
HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY, YOU SEXY THANG.
(Though it’s obviously black and blue, FYI.)
Meet Sparklemuffin and Skeletorus.
And they’re not all from The Rescuers Down Under.
Dammit Shonda, you’ve done it again.
The One Where They Figure Out the Exact Function of a Rubber Duck.
It’s time to find out the real answer.
At uni, wine counts as a food group.
It’s harder than you’d think! No cheating, please.
Another day, another reason to feel like a failure.
I would like to arrive everywhere in a cloud of glitter like David Bowie, please.
“The likelihood of him being gay was pretty much an eventuality.”
Apart from the fact that it’s OK to cry in a kids movie.
Because buying lunch shouldn’t break the bank.
But why did none of the ladies ever get a McName?