“You look so perfect standing there in your bright yellow skivvy over there.”
Highlight: your new fave girl gang singing “Chains”.
Featuring Ed Sheeran, the pom with the schlong.
No bulge this year, unfortunately.
“$100 postal charges? You’ve got to be shipping me…”
Some things really need that filter.
“Girls are sexy, made out of Pepsi.”
Idk what’s happening but I’m praying for a duet.
Walk into the club like, “what up I have to leave I think I just saw my ex”.
So. Much. Flour. Everywhere.
“Quite literally the worst attempt at a Christmas tree I have ever seen.”
Should have been the eggplant emoji imo.
Passiona or green Cottee’s?
One in three glasses of wine drunk in Australia come from a cask.