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“If not me, who? If not now, when?”
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. You still won’t know who I am until season ninety two. -A”
*Instagrams selfie in a pumpkin patch*
“Underneath it’s all the same love.”
Don’t all run to the bank at once!!!
Thank you, Jimmy Fallon, for existing.
Basically, it would be a privilege to have your heart broken by him.
“What should I be for Halloween?!!?”
“Sorry haters I can’t hear you, too busy shaking it off” - Bird
From the queen of baking herself!
“The longer I think about Ryan Gosling having a baby with someone who isn’t me the more I want to die.”
And what does Shosh think of Shosh??
“These rumors about me lately actually have me laughing out loud.”
Celebrities, they’re just like us.
“My body is very attracted to your body, but when you speak my brain gets angry.”