EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE PROBABLY.
‘Tis the season for letdowns.
Get onboard the quokka train!
“THE OIL IS COLD. I REPEAT, THIS OIL IS COLD.”
You’re more than soulmates. You’re each other.
Hint: it’s these three dogs!
Press play and relax yourself into the holiday spirit.
Don’t even talk to me until I’ve done my sun salutations.
Cats are very
rarely patient creatures. (H/T Tastefully Offensive)
Dean the Basset is only the coolest dude around, so you can trust what he has to say.
Be honest with yourself, and don’t feel any shame.
THIS KID IS EVERYTHING. (H/T the incomparable Laura Benanti)
Better order in some pizza, because this is a serious decision!
You Deserve A Drink: Boozy Misadventures and Tales of Debauchery already sounds like a treasure of a read.
You’re just a bowlful of jealous jelly.
Chinchillas, and dogs, and pigs — oh my!
Because everyone deserves some extra cheer this time of year.