No need to go to Starbucks for that iced latte.
How did we get Obama to use a selfie stick? Oh, because he wants you to go to https://www.healthcare.gov.
How much do you really use your phone?
It was all so perfect, and then…
“The beard is going to be interesting.”
“iQue le muerda! iQue le muerda!”
That’s not what a fork is used for.
American tourists beware of what you say. And wear.
***Flawless just isn’t for everyone. Neither is drinking watermelon.
“This feels like what I think cocaine would feel like.”
“I am celibate, because I don’t give a f@%#.” -Gandhi