American tourists beware of what you say. And wear.
***Flawless just isn’t for everyone. Neither is drinking watermelon.
“This feels like what I think cocaine would feel like.”
“I am celibate, because I don’t give a f@%#.” -Gandhi
Sometimes it’s hard being ***flawless.
But, really, walking in heels is super difficult.
“You’re always on your Dan.”
Naturally, the audition included a scene from The Notebook.
Talking on any public transportation. Just. No.
What the what? Video inspired by this post.
Oh, the polite agony of it all. Adapted from @SoVeryBritish.
“Well, it’s going to be embarrassing if we lose now.”
“This is like drinking the inside of a highlighter.”