The prospectus didn’t prepare you for this. Nothing could.
He just wants to come inside.
“Miss, Miss, Henry’s pooped in the sandpit again.”
What a bunch of legends. Year Nine Banter is off the chain.
Repeat after me: “It’s keeen-wah.” Highgate Mums spills the dirt on yummy mummies from north London.
With photos from the 1860s onwards, Liverpool Then And Now is a gorgeous celebration of the city.
If all the questions were multiple choice, that is.
“My swole bae thinks these loom bands are totes ratchet.” Um, what?
“We’re so cheesecake…” This song isn’t the kind of cheese most customers are looking for at the Cheesecake Factory.
Simon from Wildlife Aid has balls crafted of pure titanium.
Things can get pretty intense in a Lancashire market town. With thanks to the Chorley News Billboards Facebook page.
Because even misanthropes need social networks.
But he’s raising more than a few eyebrows in the process.
He calls it “cartoonbombing”.
The two gods of pop music are back for this “stirring, poignant” tune. Listen to it here.
Grey weather, social awkwardness and heartbreaking cups of tea. Coming to a cinema near you.
Saltire painted on naked chest? Check.