*On a date* haha so tell me more about your dog?
Quality Street or Roses? The nation decides.
Ho Ho HOW MUCH DID I SPEND?!
The nearest coastline was 17 miles away.
Father Christmas always did have excellent taste.
Getting through the holidays intact is pretty tough. Let these cats be your guide to socialising through the festive season.
Oh, the weather outside is frightful…which is probably why there are so many amazing festive films.
The billboards imitate the style of the Met’s own poster campaign.
He had said on Humans of Ireland: “The only thing I care about at the moment is finding a place to have a Christmas dinner.”
“Are you sure you want your boss and family to see that?” The future is, terrifyingly, here.
…And your other personal belongings, probably.
Deck the halls with flying penises.
The outgoing Guardian editor has some amazing Insta game. Rubbish at hashtags though.
Grab the cat and the Santa hat quickly and you might still have time to do some of these.
Are you in the Christmas spirit yet?
“You walk to to the cupboard 50 times a day and there’s nothing there and it doesn’t change.”
A lot of people are very angry and confused about Pancake Day. H/T Reddit.
Jono Lancaster refuses to be limited by his condition and wants to inspire children with Treacher Collins syndrome to live as full and happy lives as he has.
Including the “I am your queen” face.
But you won’t be arrested for watching porn that contains those things.