Never leave your bed, tbh.
You like your food where you can eat it.
Prepare to have this stuck in your head allll weeek!
The 305 is a joyful place.
For all the 140-character gurls.
The longer the wing, the higher you fly.
Celia is set to air on Telemundo.
I didn’t actually laugh out loud.
…And does your family STILL refer to you as “gordi”?
Time to get friends with your best wine!
Home is where the food is.
Let’s see what others can learn about you by reading your chest.
Do nut hesitate to make your voice heard.
My personal bubble is the size of a country.
To flake is human; to flake and eat pizza at home is divine.