I’ll write something here later.
You’re nutty as a fruitcake.
For some, it’s the most ughful time of the year.
From one introvert to another.
It’s a Chrismukkah miracle!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 Objectified Women, 2 Men With Guns, and A Santa Passed Out By The Christmas Tree.
ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO DESIGN DRESSING ROOMS: curtains are not doors.
When hiding under a Snuggie for the rest of your life is not a viable option.
Are you lively and colorful?
Putting the “ass” in “wheatgrass.”
Because one of the best gifts you could give a kid is knowledge.
Lean close to your screen and tell us everything. SPOILERS ABOUND.
CARE BEAR STARING OFF INTO THE HORIZON WONDERING WHAT A ROTH IRA IS.
When you’re a frita emoji in a hamburger emoji world.
It’s OK to feel down, and it’s more than OK to ask for help if it gets to be too much.