Blah blah blah, truuuue colors, shiiining through!
Her facial expressions are truly… wait for it… bewitching.
Everything is better with charts, even getting older.
Never knew how much I missed you, bb.
Cheeto dust in my hair, don’t care.
La technologie nous a offert une multitude de nouvelles façons de se taper la honte.
Technology has given us new and wondrous ways to utterly embarrass ourselves.
One day my log will have something to say about this.
Have you noticed the man loves a magically fabulous dance scene? And Johnny Depp, obviously.
On a tous un côté un peu louche.
We all have a creepy side.
These aren’t tears; it’s pizza grease.
…On a scale of zero to five dog poops.
If you’ve ever felt bad about any of these, stop and forgive yourself.
We are the weirdos, mister.
Is tonight your lucky night?