No feeling will ever beat the rush of canceling plans.
From getting pummeled with dodgeballs as a kid to…getting pummeled with dodgeballs ironically as an adult.
Warning: Language is safe for Cuban moms, but not for work. Así es.
The path to health is paved with cheeseburgers.
We’ve looked to the stars and mastered the science of thirst, you see.
Silicone junk in our trunks.
To live is to suffer is to send image macros.
No one annoys and loves you as much as he does.
Everything is going to hell. We might as well enjoy the ride.
Weck mich, wenn es Herbst wird.
You are human and you need to be loved.
This post probably contains Game of Thrones spoilers. Maybe? WHO KNOWS!