Wear your heart on your sleeve.
NO SLEEP TIL… right before you need to wake up.
President, treasurer, and founding member of the IBTC.
*Converses with you in total silence.*
Fries before guys. And also girls and also most things, tbh.
Happy birthday to a man who has given us so many wonderful moments.
“It has done me good,” said the fox, “because of the color of the wheat fields.”
Be there in five. Hundred. Years.
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Horses, women, and toasters, oh my.
ALEX: Awesome. Lovely. Exciting, and, uh. Xylophone?