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Snoop Dogg Said That Every Moment He's With Martha Stewart Is A "Special Moment," And I'm Crying At Their Friendship
"I taught [Martha] a few tricks on the bacon tip."
"No lies detected..."
Martha Stewart Feeling The Need To Clarify How Many Peacocks She Owns Has Brought Me An Odd Sense Of Joy Today
That's 21 peacocks to you, sir.
...how can you correct someone on how to pronounce their own name???
"They say Amy Winehouse's next album is about cooking — cooking crystal meth." —Jay Leno
Martha Stewart Was Accused Of "Jumping The Line" To Get The COVID Vaccine, And She Responded On Instagram
"I am in the approved age group for this batch of vaccines and I waited in line with others."
Kate and Leo have grown soooo much.
This is true love.
Are you secretly a world-class interior decorator?
Martha Stewart Didn't Know What A Thirst Trap Is, But She Agrees That Photo She Posted On Instagram "Definitely" Is One
"I don't know what for, but they're proposals."
I'm Losing It At Martha Stewart's Legitimately Savage Response To Chelsea Handler's Instagram Pic Copying Her
This comment is everything and more.
At least I'm not the only one…
Martha Stewart Drunkenly Left A Comment On A Video Of Baby Chicks, So She's Living Her Best Quarantine Life
Drunk Martha is every one of us after a night out.
31 Celebrities Who Posted Verrrrrrrry Differently On Instagram At The Beginning Of The Decade Than They Do Now
I mean, I'd still follow them.
Oh hallöchen, junger Morgan Freeman.
BRB, following all of them.
"She looked pretty schlumpy."
We Absolutely Must Discuss This Incredible Instagram Snoop Dogg Posted About Martha Stewart's Prison Time
"Baby girl kept it 10 toes down."
Everything comes full circle.
I love everything about this.
No more peeling garlic one clove at a time.
"If you were going to be boiled alive, wouldn’t you like to have a drink first?”
I usually trust Martha, but this is pretty weird.
But more importantly, what exactly is a wallaroo???
Beware of Martha!!
His fried chicken recipe has one simple, secret ingredient.
"That person now works at TV guide."
Trump Said He Might Free Former "Apprentice" Contestant Rod Blagojevich And Pardon His "Biggest Fan," Martha Stewart
"I think to a certain extent Martha Stewart was harshly and unfairly treated. And she used to be my biggest fan in the world," Trump said.
From a self-proclaimed cookbook addict.
How to slow cook like a pro.
*Pops pumpkin spice flavored popcorn.*
Low effort but really high reward.
Rührei kann so viel mehr als du denkst!
TBT to Gordon Ramsay almost slicing his hand off.
“If people have something nasty to say, I think they should write a letter.”
The battle royale of costumes.
Martha Stewart is not messing around.
"It's a good thing."
The secondhand embarrassment is real.
The Backstreet Boys decked head-to-toe in leather kicks off this week's #ThrowbackThursday.
SHE DID IT FIRST!!
It's hot and he's shedding his clothes.
Honestly, are you even surprised?
Sure, your friends think you're a GOOP, but are you really?
New year, same wonderful Martha.
Martha may look incredible for her age, but she definitely does NOT want to talk about it.
At least seven people have reported receiving bruises or burns from small metal pieces popping off the pans.
Please bow down.
For the ones who need nothing but want everything.
Like, no reason at all but why is it so good?
Why am I obsessed with this?
CAUTION: You're about to enter a drool zone.
Martha doesn't play around.
Martha and your dad are two peas in a pod (sautéed with garlic and sesame).
The Queen of Lifestyles judges the princesses trying to take her throne.
The best of what our editors tried in April!
I'd never lose hope.
It's a good thing.
The fonts are amazing; the coffee, not so much.
In literally the best way. Queen Martha, we are not worthy.
I never would have thunk it.
Martha was the worst food photographer on Twitter, but she really stepped it up in 2014.
The felonious media mogul and the alleged sexual offender took a photo together that @MarthaStewart48 later deleted.
They aimed high and got higher.
Tell us how you really feel, Martha.
"Hey girl! What's up? Would you mind planning my entire wedding?"
The supreme DIY goddess of us all just announced that she has a personal Instagram. Let the dubious food pics commence.
The queen of DIY is secretly the greatest poet of our time.
Plus "The Soup" decodes "True Detective," the LEGO version of Ellen's selfie, and sex tips from Martha Stewart.
You know you've got style by the boatloads. But what does it even mean?
Jennifer Lawrence, Jonah Hill, And Martha Stewart Perform Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's Crack Admission Speech
In the style of a Ken Burns documentary, because why not. Also starring Vince Vaughn and Jesse Tyler Ferguson.
Warning: Gross food photography ahead.
Hov sure has a lot of ways to explain his greatness.
The original domestic-goddess-cum-entrepreneur also tweets like a boss.
J.C. Penney's latest commercial features Martha Stewart talking about her new collection at the retailer. Unfortunately, the CEO she hatched the deal with is no longer employed by the company.
"May I touch your bling bling?" —Martha, probably