Martha Stewart is a woman of many, many, many talents.
The 82-year-old multi-hyphenate is an elite entrepreneur.
She's an accomplished author.
She's a celebrated cook.
She's a gifted gardener.
She's a talented TV and podcast host.
She's everybody's No. 1 choice for their dream blunt rotation.
And she's the master of the thirst trap.
Earlier this year, Ms. Martha posed for Sports Illustrated and delectably dismantled the internet.
Remember in 2020 when she comforted fans with a thirsty dip in her East Hampton pool?
Or perhaps you remember last year when she gave us something to sip on with this tasteful Green Mountain Coffee Roasters partnership.
Now, she's back in her thirsty bag of tricks with a new low-cut nightgown, and it's her best serve yet.
"After an eight-hour plane trip from Westchester to Palm Beach — horrible, by the way — we went to bed early and wore my beautiful @sabbiarosa nightgown (linen with robe). I didn't look so bad when I got up, at least not as bad as I did when I went to bed — it must be the $$$$$ outfit!!" Martha captioned the Instagram post.
Of course, the internet is losing it over Ms. Martha's latest trap, and it's 100% warranted. Here's what they're saying:
