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Martha Stewart Just Proved She Was The First Hipster To Ever Exist

SHE DID IT FIRST!!

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You know that friend that's like, "Oh, you're listening to Electric Blanket Grandma? Well I listened to them like three years ago, and their first album was better." WELL, THAT FRIEND IS MARTHA STEWART.

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In a truly iconic post on her website, Martha has proven to be so hipster that she out-hipsters any hipster that ever claimed to be hipster or will ever be hipster. She is literally the hipster queen. SHE DID IT FIRST! ALL OF IT!

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One example of her hipster-ness (before hipsters were even a thing) is the fact that she has been using mason jars for ever. Oh you thought *you* used Mason Jars? Wrong. Well maybe right, but Martha uses mason jars more than you and before you.

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Another piece of evidence that she is literally the first hipster to ever grace this planet is her shirts. She wears oversized chambray ones — and has been since the dawn of time.

Hipster Queen.
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Hipster Queen.

A third example of Martha being the Hipster Queen we've been searching for is her "Lob." She was wearing a "lob" before the words "long" and "bob" were even in the dictionary.

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Also she wants Emma Stone to take a hike.

Martha Stewart

Martha Stewart's dreams:

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As for the last example as to why Martha is the world's first hipster: Martha wears Chunky-cute clogs. Not just chunky or cute, but chunky and cute. Plus, she's been wearing them for years, not just this season like a poser!

In conclusion, I agree: Martha Stewart is better than all of us and invented hipsterdom. I bend thy knee to her. And also you have to read the rest of the list because you just have to.

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