Allow these culinary creations to haunt you in your sleep.
But more importantly, what exactly is a wallaroo???
Better days are...maybe coming?
Who will make your guests swoon with envy?
Who wouldn't fall for such a trendsetter?
Remember: You're telling this story ~from the heart~ okay?
This one's for all my cinnamon rolls out there~
When in doubt, scrapbook.
*travels back in time to afford buying books*
"Everybody has a turkey story."
Finally, a word for "having a shapely buttocks."
Good book parents remember their kids' birthdays!