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    Martha Stewart Says Pumpkin Spice Is For Basic Bitches, Sorry Not Sorry

    *Pops pumpkin spice flavored popcorn.*

    Here's the deal: Martha Stewart is a lifestyle guru, a professional chef, and an all-around ~tastemaker~. These are just facts!

    So when it comes to the world of SEASONAL GOURDS, Martha knows a thing or two — ya dig?

    Anyway. This week, Martha was a guest on Bravo's late night talk show, Watch What Happens Live, and Andy Cohen asked her a question about everyone's favorite fall flavor — pumpkin spice.

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    "Pumpkin spice everything," Andy began. "Delicious or for basic bitches only?"

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    "The latter," Ms. Martha replied, without missing a beat.

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    Andy was thrilled to have official confirmation that pumpkin spice is, indeed, the most basic thing in the world.

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    "Martha Stewart says pumpkin spice is for basic bitches, you guys!" Andy cried. "I love it. This is the greatest moment of the show ever."

    Seth MacFarlane, who was also a guest on the show, did not agree with Martha's assessment.

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    But Martha gave no fucks.

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    Listen. If you love yourself a good Pumpkin Spice Latte or Pumpkin Spice Oreo or Pumpkin Spice Lasagna or whatever the fuck else they're making these days, that is fine!!! Live your truth!

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    But Queen Martha hath decreed that you are basic AF. And so it is, and so it shall forever be.

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    *Sips pumpkin spice tea and waits for the PSL stans to show up in the comments.*

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