I'm Completely Obsessed With Martha Stewart Speeding Around In Her New Lawn Mower

    A lawn mowing hero!

    MOVE THE FUCK OVER, BOWSER!!!

    STEP ASIDE, TOAD!

    PRINCESS PEACH? Nice moves, but GET OUTTA HERE.

    Because Martha Stewart on her new lawn mower has arrived!!!!

    Look at her gooooooo.

    This baby has a 25 horsepower engine (sounds good, I think?) and as you heard, Montell Jordan's "This Is How We Do It" expresses her pleasure well!!!!

    Yesssss MARTHAAAA!!!!!! MOW THAT LAWN!!!

    TURN THOSE CORNERS!!!

    SHRED ITTT!!! (The grass I mean.)

    Absolutely love this for her.

    Ciao.