A lot these are about pubes. Sorry.
Not safe for life.
These foods are so extra.
"There are still so many people out there who believe they don't deserve to love themselves unless they look a certain way." (NSFW, obviously.)
Does your love of ice cream push boundaries?
“Sometimes I have trouble with bowel movements, so at times I have to reach ~up there~ and pull them out.”
Ketchup is life.
Don't freak out, there's no meat in it — just yummy, gooey Nutella.
A sink should be for washing your hands, and NOTHING ELSE, PEOPLE.
It's about time for her arrival.
And other things we learned about Kendall in her Vogue interview.
It's not gymnastics.
We asked Trump supporters to write down a misconception about them and here's what happened.
Please send help FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
I feel like a model from the '90s.
Hello from the other side.
WARNING: THIS IS ACTUALLY SUPER NASTY AND GROSS. SERIOUSLY.
Say hello to Buzz Cut Justin.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...
"The last time I spoke to Lauren was a few years ago. We kind of were talking a little and then we both were kind of like, 'We're not friends.' It's kind of awkward."
Way up we feel blessed.
After many delays, The Life of Pablo finally dropped early Sunday morning.
Except for the poops that will happen after. Lots of poops.
Green tea chocolate strawberries?! あなたを愛してます Japan!
The story of Bryan Silva, aka the #gratata guy.
Why must we play God?!
Go out with a bang.
You already have this stuff in your fridge.
Don't scroll through this if you're starving. Photos via this amazing Instagram account.
"I'm gonna move to a larger suction."
"Hotline Bling": The gift that keeps on giving.
Happy, healthy meals that you can make on a weeknight.
There's a whole lot of animal food fans out there.
Please help me.
"Nobody said healthy eating wasn't without it's downside."
"Directions: Pour into an oiled fish mold and chill until firm."
And not just any cheese — fancy delicious ricotta cheese.
Kind of crazy, no?
The more you know...
"It's like a rodent exploded in my mouth."
She can't stop, she won't stop.
Welp, looks like I'm never sleeping again.
Bacon is bae. Duh.
This post will seriously egg you on.
The milk doesn't just shut off because you're turned on.
This will either vastly improve or RUIN your life. Sorry, not sorry.
You are not above this.
There will be blood.
*never eats fast food again*
Dang, look at that thing go.
What, it's not like there's some LAW against mixing Miracle Whip with Jell-O.
The meals are meant to comply with the USDA's new guidelines for school lunches championed by the first lady.
Fear of small holes? Beware.
Korean KFC customers can now enjoy "The Zinger Double Down King" and it looks insane.
WARNING: If you're arachnophobic you're going to want to look away now.
She named him Mr. Curly.
The best part of waking up is the taste of Guinness in your cup.
"This smells like a Yankee Candle."
Also, let it be known that THEY NEVER ACTUALLY SHOWED THE WEDDING.
Prepare to be inspired.
"I think you can probably see there are lots of Israelis gathered around who are cheering when they see these kinds of Israeli strikes."
So, uh, you might want to take your contacts out.
"She's lucky I was a white legal gun owner or she'd be dead." UPDATE: SiriusXM told BuzzFeed Cumia has been fired, and all of his tweets for months have been deleted. (NSFW language.)
Physically speaking, of course.
McNope. Inspired by this Reddit thread.
DIYs for budding serial killers.
The best and barfiest submissions from the brilliant Tumblr Someone Ate This.
Mississippi Republican state senator Chris McDaniel, who is challenging incumbent Sen. Thad Cochran in GOP primary made these comments on his radio show The Right Side circa 2005 and 2006.
Subway's definitely not the only one.
Ditch the tampons and make your life cheaper and easier.
Not all Instagram food looks delicious...or even edible.
Does a "filthy, putrid, or decomposed substance" sound like something you might be interested in eating? Most FDA staff inspecting food imported into the U.S. have been furloughed during the shutdown, so now might be your chance.
When I say that this drug is flesh-eating, I mean that it rots your skin while you're alive and this post contains photos of what that looks like. WARNING: very graphic images.
Go home, cronuts.
It ain't pretty. But it never is.
Not safe for life.
This is gross, but cute. But gross.
Toe shoes...AND sandals.
Apologies in advance.
A photo of a Taco Bell employee licking a stack of hard shells was posted to Taco Bell's official Facebook page and people are not happy about it.
The truth is out. And it's gross.
The Virginia Republican Party picked conservative minister E.W. Jackson as their nominee for lieutenant governor Saturday night. Jackson will run alongside Ken Cuccinelli.
He also has a Facebook profile full of photos of him posing with almost every Republican politician from the 2012 election cycle.
How could anyone possibly subject their unborn baby to this??
These plants can't tell right from wrong anymore! I blame society. Or too many nitrates in the fertilizer. Whatever.