Fuck my sex life.
So very far.
MAKE IT STOP.
"There are still so many people out there who believe they don't deserve to love themselves unless they look a certain way." (NSFW, obviously.)
Ketchup is life.
Who creates these things?!
Don't freak out, there's no meat in it — just yummy, gooey Nutella.
A sink should be for washing your hands, and NOTHING ELSE, PEOPLE.
It's about time for her arrival.
And other things we learned about Kendall in her Vogue interview.
It's not gymnastics.
RIP GTL. <3
What the foot?!
We asked Trump supporters to write down a misconception about them and here's what happened.
Take a seat.
Please send help FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
"Sorry, you have to hand me the change. I can't pick it up."
WE'VE BEEN WAITING.
Start stretching your stomach now — the Minnesota State Fair just announced its new foods for 2016, and they're nuts.
Here we go.
You're not alone in the fight against body hair.
I feel like a model from the '90s.
"Will they? Won't they? Hmmm."
Hello from the other side.
Tech it to the next level.
WARNING: THIS IS ACTUALLY SUPER NASTY AND GROSS. SERIOUSLY.
Say hello to Buzz Cut Justin.
It's hard to keep up.
Nothing wrong with a little (baby) bump and grind.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...
Dun dun dun.
Welp, that's one form of sex ed.
"The last time I spoke to Lauren was a few years ago. We kind of were talking a little and then we both were kind of like, 'We're not friends.' It's kind of awkward."
Way up we feel blessed.
After many delays, The Life of Pablo finally dropped early Sunday morning.
Except for the poops that will happen after. Lots of poops.
Green tea chocolate strawberries?! あなたを愛してます Japan!
"Maori tradition of returning the placenta to the earth is a beautiful way of honoring the placenta that gave us life."
The story of Bryan Silva, aka the #gratata guy.
We have the receipts.
Why must we play God?!
"There will be blood." —2015, probably
Go out with a bang.
You already have this stuff in your fridge.
Don't scroll through this if you're starving. Photos via this amazing Instagram account.
These guys really know how to *eat clean.*