How Gross Are You Checklist

Farted in public and pretended it wasn't you

Peed your pants while laughing hard

Stuck gum under a desk, chair, table, or bench

Tasted dog or cat food

Slept in regular clothes

Ate food that fell on the floor

Picked your nose and eaten it

Sat on a public toilet

Used the bathroom and then not washed your hands

Peed in the shower

Peed in the pool

Not cut your nails for three weeks

Used someone else’s toothbrush

Not brushed your teeth for more than three days

Used your hand as a tissue out of necessity

Tasted your own earwax

Walked around in your pajamas for three days without taking them off

Threw up in your mouth and then swallowed it

Gone more than a week without showering

Let dirty dishes sit on the sink for days

Smelled clothing to see if they were too stinky to wear again

Turned your underwear inside out to get more use of it

Popped someone else's pimple

Rubbed your skin to get the dead skin to roll up

Pretended to wash your hands by turning the water on just in case someone is listening

Jumped in the pool wearing clothes on

Walked around the house barefoot for a whole day

Clipped your fingernails and left the clipping on the floor

Wore perfume or cologne because you didn't have deodorant

Picked stuff out of your belly button

Dug dirt out from under a nail with your other fingernail

Watched pimple popping videos

Wore shoes without socks

Sniffed your underarms in public to see if they smell

Ate something one week after the expiration date

If You've Done More Than 21/35 Of These Gross Things, You're 112% Nasty