Rewrite the wrongs and make them right.
Those without an iron stomach should proceed with caution.
"Why, oh, why is my cat dead? Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?"
Cooking fails at their finest.
You've probably seen more than you think.
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true."
Are you a picky traveler?
Will you make it pasta the age of 60?