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People Are Having A Meltdown That Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston Are Dating

Here we go.

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The Sun, which broke the earth-shattering news, had this amazing headline:

Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are together and we have the details right here: https://t.co/GRAwEuLQwV

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There were Marvel jokes to be made:

*PLENTY* of Marvel jokes:

Omg you guys the next avengers movie looks so good

And people speculated as to what Taylor really saw in Tom:

I too pick my new boyfriends based on Tumblr popularity.

It seems like Taylor had her eyes on Tom for a while. Since the Met Gala, to be exact:

taylor and tom met at the MET GALA? call that a 😎 met cute

Was Tom always looking to write his name in a "Blank Space"? Maybe:

Tom Hiddleston on his way to steal your girl

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Or has Taylor had her eyes on him all along? Seems so:

look at her, in the back. Tom. smh. you knew this photo op with Idris would blind us to your betrayal.

Regardless, Taylor is making us all a little too jealous:

I like the idea of Taylor Swift beginning a reign of terror, dating all of The Internet's Boyfriends

Then there was fan fiction of how they met:

TAYLOR: i don't wana be goth anymore u can't make me be goth waaaah PUBLICIST: how do u feel about making out by some rocks?

And we can start speculating about their future, and their ~wedded bliss~:

If Hiddleston and Taylor marry, and he takes her last name, per her feminist wont, he'll be Tom Swift, which is, literarily, phenomenal.

Because amazing things are bound to happen:

Like. What if she gets Tom Hiddleston to pose on an inflatable swan, people? WHAT IF THAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENS?

At the end of the day, no matter how much we make fun of Taylor and Tom, THEY'RE the gorgeous multimillionaire celebrities who've found each other...and we're just us:

Taylor Swift's Boyfriends Ranked By How Much They Remind Me Of My Own Loneliness

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