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Updated on Nov 11, 2019. Posted on Nov 15, 2016

15 "Would You Rather" Questions You Won't Be Able To Answer

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We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the hardest round of "Would You Rather" they could think of. Here are the mind-numbing questions.

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    —rebeccaclairec

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    I'd rather get a paper cut between my fingers every time I touch paper.
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    I'd rather bite my tongue every time I eat something.
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    —Tim Duncan Kirk, Facebook

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    I'd rather give up cheese.
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    I'd rather give up oral sex.
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    —allyrae

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    I'd rather swallow my dad's cum.
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    I'd rather swallow my mom's period blood.
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    —galaxycoloured

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    I'd rather be stupid in a world of smart people.
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    I'd rather be smart in a world of stupid people.
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    —margaretk4

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    I'd rather have vaginas for ears.
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    I'd rather have an ear for a vagina.
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    —civilwarrior

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    I'd rather have sex with a goat and have no one know.
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    I'd rather not have sex with a goat but have everyone think I did.
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    —michele517

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    I'd rather have legs as long as my fingers.
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    I'd rather have fingers as long as my legs.
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    —laura0905

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    I'd rather put a nail under my big toe and then kick a door.
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    I'd rather give myself 100 paper cuts and then bathe in a tub of rubbing alcohol.
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    —novia

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    I'd rather be able to detect any lie I hear.
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    I'd rather get away with any lie I tell.
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    —sidneyh460

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    I'd rather have the hiccups for the rest of my life.
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    I'd rather always feel like I'm about to sneeze but can't.
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    —doggiegoswoofwoof

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    I'd rather kick a wall as hard as I can, with toothpicks in all of my toenails.
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    I'd rather tie a string around all my teeth, connect them to a door, and slam it.
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    —mormcg

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    I'd rather have to say everything I think out loud.
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    I'd rather never be able to speak again.
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    —Isla Louise Jackson, Facebook

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    I'd rather watch my parents have sex every day for the rest of my life.
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    I'd rather join in once to stop it.
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    —Josh Ott, Facebook

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    I'd rather use sandpaper as toilet paper.
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    I'd rather use hot sauce as eye drops.
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    —loveisashoutintothevoid

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    I'd rather know when I'm going to die.
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    I'd rather know how I'm going to die.

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