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The Results Are In, This Is How Guys' Junk Stacks Up Against Each Other

The more you know...

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Over 150,000 readers took our very unscientific, informal poll that, which asked people with a penis what their habits with their beefcake are...

Nothing was off limits with questions ranging from size, shape, maintenance, and even insecurities people have.

These were some of the most popular results:

Manscaping is a thing: 38% of people said they keep it trimmed down there because it looks good. But, 28% of people keep it very tidy, with little to no hair. And, 26% said they just live and let live down there.

55% of pollers admitted to being circumcised, 34% said they were not, and 11% of responders admitted that they are circumcised but they're not OK with the choice their parents made for them.

Dick pics aren't as prevalent as the Internet would have us believe. 49% of responders said they'd rather show their member in-person than actually send a dick pic. But, 22% say they'd happily oblige if asked.

When reaching the "big O" 27% of people say that when they shoot it hits their chest. 26% say it's definitely a lot that cums out. But if you're not in that boat, don't worry because, 24% of people say the fluid just kind of just oozes out.

If you haven't taken the dick habits survey yet, you're blowin' it big time. Check it out here.